Rick Santorum is a Mandela for Christians!


Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that God’s favorite politician, Rick Santorum, is a Nelson Mandela for Christians? Santorum is fighting against the evil apartheid system of Obamacare that gives the Black people in America free health care while American whites have to pay for it! Santorum has also fought against homosexuality, the teaching of Darwinism in classrooms, and godless acts of bestiality like man-on-dog. Santorum is God’s chosen candidate, and America should elect him in 2016!

Rick Santorum acknowledged that Nelson Mandela was a great man, and we acknowledge his greatness as well. However, as Santorum notes, Mandela was a great man, but he was also a communist. God hates Communists even more than God hates Muslims! Stalin was a Communist. So was Fidel Castro. Karl Marx? He was the biggest Commie of them all. Don’t forget about Kruschev, Lenin, Trotsky, or Obama either. God hates Communists, because Communists are Darwinist-influenced pigs that hate God. In fact, “Under God” was put into the pledge of allegiance to ferret out Communist children in our nation’s classroom, since all Commies refuse to say the word “God.”

Rick Santorum will protect all dogs from sodomy!


Rick Santorum also notes that Obamacare is cool because it will help Republicans gain seats in the 2014 midterm elections. Everyone knows that the general public hates Obamacare. Socialism has never been the American way, so we should reject this socialist nonsense and reject the Demoncrat party. Not only should we vote them out in the midterm elections, but we should also vote them out in 2016, and replace them with Rick Santorum, God’s choice for president!

If Rick Santorum is elected president, he will once again make America a Christian nation.

If Rick Santorum is elected president, he will repeal Obamacare.

If Rick Santorum is elected president, unborn fetuses will finally be safe from murderous doctors that want to chop them up and serve them on platters to atheist babykillers.

If Rick Santorum is elected president, then the anal passageways of all dogs in America will finally be safe.

If Rick Santorum is elected president, he will allow challenges to Darwinism to be taught in the classroom.

If Rick Santorum is elected president, then God will finally stop punishing America with storms, epidemics, and natural disasters!

If Rick Santorum is elected president, then he will save this nation.

Vote for Rick Santorum in 2016.

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

3 thoughts on “Rick Santorum is a Mandela for Christians!

  1. What kind of a voting system is that says:

    The voting system in this website is seriously biased

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