Greetings True Christians!
Did you know that Paul Crouch, televangelist, owner of Trinity Broadcasting Network and closet atheist, is burning in Hell as we speak? That’s right folks. Paul Crouch has recently died, and is now being punished for his many sins. Many Christians are making the mistake of mourning this sinful man, thinking that we’ve lost a man of God. But verily, I say to you, this man was not a True Soldier for Christ, but rather a false prophet who was using the True Christian beliefs of many who walk among us to line his own pockets. As punishment for his life of dishonesty, wealth, greed, and lies, today he has first class accommodations in Hell.
Did you know that Paul Crouch was a homosexual, divorced, obscene thief who supported Catholics and got Kent Hovind arrested? In fact, Paul Crouch actually used money from the sale of indulgences to purchase and support the Holy Land Experience! Crouch even has his own amusement park! Paul Crouch stole the money of many True Christians to build this park for his own amusement and financial gain. Crouch’s model was one of theft and crooked bargaining, and the feds ultimately grew suspicious of all Christian theme parks as a result of Crouch’s. This led to the Federal Government’s suspicions against Kent Hovind, who is currently wrongly imprisoned for false charges. Crouch is largely responsible for Hovind’s arrest.
Paul Crouch was also a close friend of Billy Graham and Joel Olsteen, and even tried to lure Eric Hovind, the son of Kent Hovind, into his fold. Crouch’s friendship with Olsteen was mutually beneficial; both are crooks. However, Crouch sought only to bamboozle Graham and Hovind. Crouch’s broadcasting network has held many ungodly “prayer-a-thons,” which direct readers to give their money to Crouch. Crouch said that if you gave your money to him, Jesus would reward you with monetary gain in the future. This guy was nothing more than a dishonest charlatan. I am sure that Satan is enjoying the chance to torture Paul Crouch as we speak.
Paul Crouch gave good Christians a bad name! The Bible teaches about the sanctity of marriage, yet Crouch mocked God and the Holy Bible by divorcing his wife. Does he not understand the gravity of what he did to that poor woman? By divorcing her, he completely smeared her reputation and her purity. He married her, he used her for deviant sexual acts, and then he divorced her. The guy had a habit of dressing up like a Catholic priest, and often used this guise in an attempt to seduce altar boys. Hell, the guy even used hush money like the best of them, aka the Catholics! Crouch had sexual encounters with an employee in 1996 and then later tried to pay the guy to keep quiet. Don’t believe me? Here’s a link to the story!
Did you know that Paul Crouch had private jets, 13 mansions, and a $100,000 mobile home…for his DOGS?! Don’t believe me? Again, a link to the story. Crouch was not a True Christian. The guy poured out millions of dollars for his own personal enjoyment, money swindled from the pockets of True Christians that were taken in by him. The guy probably hired the same prostitutes as NY Governor Eliot Spitzer when he wasn’t engaging in ungodly homosexual acts with males! Think of how many poor people Crouch could have aided with this cash! But rather than do the Christian thing and feed the hungry, Crouch fed the whores instead.
Crouch knew where he was headed. That’s why Crouch was on a pacemaker when he died. Crouch didn’t trust his God-given heart to keep him alive. He knew that sooner or later,God would strike him down and cast him into Hell, and Crouch was afraid of Hell, so Crouch tried to avoid Hell. But at the same time, Crouch was so in love with Satan, the angel of Hell, that there was no way to escape for Crouch. My brothers and sisters in Christ, let us reject the ungodly works of this ungodly man! Crouch was an agent of Satan, and he deserves to rot in Hell for all eternity. I won’t be praying for him, since he sealed his own fate. I know that he now wants to repent, but it is too late for him. Don’t make the same mistake Crouch made. Don’t burn in hell for all eternity. Don’t die unsaved. Embrace Jesus and be Born Again in Him. My brothers and sisters, that is the only way into Heaven. The only way. I want to see you all in the Kingdom of Heaven with me, so get yourself saved, accept Jesus Christ, and die in His love. I’m going to Heaven, and I hope to see you there!
From your friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker