Some facts about Jesus the Christ

Greetings True Christians!

Everyone knows the Chuck Norris “facts”. However, Jesus is the REAL Chuck Norris! I’ll share some True facts about Jesus with you below.

When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night, he prays to Jesus.

When at a wedding in Cana, Jesus’ mother told Him they were out of wine. Not to be disappointed, Jesus turned water into even better wine.

When preaching in Jerusalem, the Romans and Jews captured and crucified Jesus the Christ. Not to be outdone, He rose from the dead in 3 days.

When Jesus was informed about the death of Lazarus, Jesus chose otherwise. He commanded Lazarus to leave the tomb, and Lazarus rose from the dead.

Jesus once left Chicago. He then went down to New Orleans.

Jesus was once accosted by a group of hippies. He looked with pleasure upon their happy dappy dances.

One time, Jesus wanted a fig. When he went up to a fig tree and found that the tree had no figs, Jesus cursed the fig tree. The tree never bore fruit again.

Jesus once saw a storm. Jesus stopped it…because He could.

Jesus once came upon a lake. Rather than walk around it, He walked across it.

Jesus was challenged by a band of demons. He cast them into a herd of swine and ran them off a cliff.

Jesus once met a heathen. He showed that heathen the Truth of God’s word and led him to salvation.

Jesus is our Lord and Savior my fellow Christians, and He should be a hero to all of us!!

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7 thoughts on “Some facts about Jesus the Christ

  1. Franco says:

    Hahahaha, the part of the hippies cracked me up hahaha good gob but you forgot these one:

  2. Excessive crap says:

    One word to describe every “christian” articles you have written: Bullshit.

  3. Not sure about the hippie one, and I don’t get the New Orleans one either, but these are all true. This does imply that Chuck Norris is not a good Christian, you might want to mention that Chuck Norris is a good Christian.

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