Hillary Clinton, the Devil’s Mistress

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that Hillary Clinton is considering running for president of the United States in 2016? Barack Hussein Obama leaves the White House in 2016 after the 8 year great American mistake, and Hillary the Demoncrat wants to replace him. We must not let this happen! Obama is nothing more than a heathen Muslim socialist that wants to take Christ out of our schools and our courthouses, and he is in his second presidential term. As bad as Obama is, Hillary is even worse!!

Hillary Clinton; no better than Hitler

Did you know that Hillary Clinton is the wife of former US president Bill Clinton? Bill Clinton practiced adultery in the White House, the seat of power in the formerly great American nation. Hillary allowed this to happen, and went on to pursue a political career of her own so that she might also receive sexual favors. Much like Obama, Hillary Clinton supports gay marriage. However, what is worse is that Hillary is actually bisexual, as demonstrated by this newspaper headline and the letters that the article contains.

Proof of Hillary’s sins!


Hillary and her lover, from a potential 2016 campaign poster.


Even if Hillary was a good Christian woman, I would not support her running for president. Why? Because the Bible tells us that women should always be subservient to their men. If Hillary were president, then by right, Bill Clinton would be able to control her entire presidency and have his way with the nation. We all know what that means. Bill Clinton will once again be committing adultery and spitting on the Bible in the White House if Hillary is elected.

Did you know that Hillary Clinton is a woman and should therefore not be president?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wears pants and power suits while she should instead wear dresses and other properly female attire?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton is an agent of Satan?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton supports abortion, gay marriage, and other forms of murder?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton was senator of New York, Satan’s favorite state?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton once participated in Satanic rituals at Bohemian Grove?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wanted to put condoms, crack pipes, and sex toys on our national Christmas Tree while acting as First Lady? This is fact! My source is another True Christian Website, available here.
Did you know that Hillary Clinton believes that “it is God’s Law to kill babies”?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton is a Demoncrat?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wants to take Christ out of Christmas?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton is an evolutionist?
Did you know that as First Lady, Hillary Clinton practiced witchcraft and seances in the White House?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton wants to take away guns…so that the government can more easily enslave its people?
Did you know that Hillary Clinton hates the Bible, God, Jesus, and all True Christians?

If you love Satan and hate America, vote for Hillary Clinton, the Devil’s Mistress, in 2016. If you are a True Christian, do the Christian thing and reject her. Make the Christian choice, friends. It is the only choice to make.

I’m Jim Solouki, and I approve this message. Please vote in the following poll.

10 thoughts on “Hillary Clinton, the Devil’s Mistress

  1. Matt Lavin says:

    Given the blatant ignorance, and just general insanity of this…I have to assume this is a parody. Otherwise I have to concede that fellow human beings actually believe this garbage and that is just too depressing.

  2. Carl says:

    I don’t mean to be rude but are you sure you understand how crayons work?

  3. Danny Stought says:

    Please tell you are a poe! Please for the love of all that is good, tell me you are a poe!

  4. Sheila Malygos says:

    It has to be a troll, no one can seriously site a National Enquirer as evidence and expect to be taken seriously.

  5. dark12222000 says:

    Dude, you are hilarious. You should be writing for the onion. I really loved the part about pantsuits. You totally had me for a moment there.

    • Dear heathen. Why are you talking about onions on this True Christian blog? I will be praying for you. Know what I find hilarious? That the unwashed unsaved will burn in hell for all eternity while the True Faithful are in heaven.

      Jim

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