Evolution. It is the Stupidest Idea Ever!

Dear Heathens,

Why do you say that evolution is true when it is in fact just a theory. Only a theory! There is just not one darn shred of evidence to back up this pure speculation when in fact we see many people believing the Darwinist dogma. I will show you how stupid it is to believe it.

If we came from apes, then why do we not see apes giving birth to humans in the zoos? Why do you prefer to marry a human and not a chimpanzee from the zoo? Why do monkeys not talk if evolution is true? Why do we not see monkeys go to church or drive cars? If you have common sense, then you should see why it is hard to believe we come from apes.

Another problem with evolution is that we don’t see it happen. Scientists claim bacteria are “evolving” by becoming resistant to medicine, but that is just ridiculous. The bacteria are resistant to medicine, but they are not changing to anything new. Now that sounds dumb to say the bacteria are evolving. However, bacteria is not the only poster-child used by the evilutionists. If evolution is happening, then why are there no hybrids seen in the wild as we are told? Why do we see no crocoducks, fronkeys, half monkey-half human creatures, half elephent-half hippos, half flowers-half trees, or any other missing links that the scientists preach about? Why can’t fish turn into frogs? Why can’t giraffes continue to stretch their necks to become longer if evolution is true?

Bacteria are still the same when they become resistant to drugs!

Bacteria are still the same when they become resistant to drugs!

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Evolutionists also try to use the fossils to support evolution. As creation scientist Duane Gish has said it, the fossils say no to evolution! Just look at the ceolocanth that is living today. Evolutionists have said that it was a “prehistoric” fish that lived for many millions of years ago, and that it survived the so-called extinction of the dinosaurs, but it remains completely unchanged! The living ceolocanth we see today is not different from the fossil ceolocanths, so the evolutionists have tried to use the term “living fossil” as a political move for having people believe in evolution. See the pictures and try convincing me evolution is happening!

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It’s also claimed that the birds evolved from the dinosaurs. If this is true, then why are we not afraid of birds? How could a T.Rex or a Brontosaurus start chirping, pecking at things, and start flying? Brontosaurus was too heavy to fly, and T.Rex had those tiny arms that would make flying impossible. But there are more problems with the fossil record. “Lucy”, the claimed half human-half ape, is really the remains of an ape. Other evidence claimed to be half man-half monkey is likely to have been made in the basement, just like the Piltdown Man hoax which is just as convincing for evolution as Pokemon! The evilutionists will never tell you about the hoax, and they also will try to hide the fact that there are lots of gaps in the fossil record. As Gish has said it, the fossils say no!

Darwin was also a racist that believed evolution worked according to his idea as “Survival of the fittest” and believed in slavery. He also said evolution was about “preserving the better races for survival.” If evolution is true, then why are black people no longer enslaved? Why are black people allowed to own guns? Why are Asians and Mexicans doing well in the job markets? Why do we not see people of different races compete to the death in the workplace? These are questions that those who believe in evolution cannot answer.

But wait, here are some more questions that the evilutionists can’t address:

If evolution is true, then why does the Second Law of Thermodynamics make evolution impossible?

If evolution is true, then why do we not see it happen right now?

If evolution is true, shouldn’t we start acting like monkeys?

If evolution is true, then how did the banana evolve to fit the human hand?

If evolution is true, then why do we have evidence from The Bible that man and dinosaurs lived together?

If evolution is true, then how did the Big Bang happen from nothing?

If evolution is true, then why is it not mentioned in The Bible?

If evolution is true, then why did Adolf Hitler fail to make a superior race during World War 2?

If evolution is true, then why do we go to church and believe in Jesus?

If evolution is true, then why is Richard Dawkins afraid to debate Ray Comfort on evolution?

If evolution is true, then why do we have speed limits and other established laws?

If evolution is true, then who is your savior?

If evolution is true, then why did Darwin call to the Lord for salvation before death?

If evolution is true, then would we consider racism, slavery, communism, gay marriages, Nazism, homosexuality, stealing, pornography, adultery, rape, and murder wrong?

If evolution is true, then why can’t white men compete to be as good as black people in basketball?

As you can see, evolution is just as fake as Santa Clause. Journals such as Science and Nature are deluded by the Devil, and they are used to publish the evil propaganda in order to brainwash the Christian public into rejecting God. The ACLU, Richard Dawkins, and coalitions of God-hating atheists are working together to have evolution taught in the classrooms, and This is exactly what Satan relishes. The only evidence we have ever seen for evolution comes from the fantasy cartoon Pokemon and Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars. And that is all made-up stuff from Hell!

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Check out the websites Answers in Genesis, Creation Today, The Institute of Creation Research, Way of the Master, Landoverbaptist, and Creation Science Defense to get more information on why evolution is wrong. There are also outstanding scholars such as Ken Ham, Eric Hovind, Ray Comfort, Jonathen Sarfati, Michael Oard, Henry Morris, William Dembski, Duane Gish, Kent Hovind, Edward Current, Mike Riddle, and other scientists that speak out the truth for true science. It’s time for us to fight evolution since it teaches us to act as if there is no God watching us and that we can do whatever sins we desire. Believing in evolution has resulted in rape, racism, homosexuality, Satanism, atheism, bullying in the schools, pornography distributed in the churches, heathenism, drug usage, alcoholism, demoncrats, the election of Obama as President, Communism, Fascism, and other SINS. Right now, Satan is looking over America as we know it and we must not let this go unchallenged. The secular media continues to feed into what the Devil relishes, and we must never forget why Jesus had to put himself on the cross for us. Stop the deluded scientists from taking America away from Christ!

Your friends in Christ,
Jim Salouki and Martin Baker

25 thoughts on “Evolution. It is the Stupidest Idea Ever!

  1. aevitaslp says:

    Now I am sure someone with more patience than I have will take the time to answer all those stupid questions you asked up there with a well thought out and tempered answers, however, I just want to know where you get you information from on these things you talk about? Do you only go to places that show you only what you want to see? Such as the definition of “theory”, in the scientific sense. Here is the definition for “theory”, the way it is used in Theory of Evolution.
    the·o·ry
    noun, plural the·o·ries.
    1.
    a coherent group of tested general propositions, commonly regarded as correct, that can be used as principles of explanation and prediction for a class of phenomena: Einstein’s theory of relativity. Synonyms: principle, law, doctrine.

    And so you don’t think I’m just being difficult. Let me cite my source.
    source: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Theory?s=t

    • My knowledge comes from God who I trust and who speaks to me. What you believe is all deluded by the Devil.

      Jim

      • John Wiliams says:

        I must believe this site is a joke. If not I hope it’s just some sort of delusion produced by a teenager who hasn’t lived life and realized that the voices you are hearing from ‘god’ are actually just thoughts created by your brain because you’re afraid of death. I was there when I was 14 and glad to be rid of it. Please talk to someone other than yourself and read a book that is not related to religion. Maybe one related to biology and science. Thanks stupid.

      • This site is no joke. It is legetimate as Jesus and we are not the ones who are heading to Hell.

        Jim

      • Larry says:

        your knowledge doesn’t come from God, but your arrogance and your ignorance come from the devil

  2. aevitaslp says:

    Did you really just go there? Who taught you to talk? Your parents, or guardian. Who taught you math? A teacher, most likely. Reading? Parent or guardian.. Vocabulary? Teacher. Writing? Parent or guardian. No where in your life did “god” teach you anything or “speak” to you. PEOPLE taught you, HUMANS taught you, and GOD does not exist. If GOD did exist, he wouldn’t talk to a couple ingrates like you two. He would talk to people who don’t call others “heathens” or tell people what to believe. He would talk to people who care about others no matter who they are. And if he were to exist and did only talk to people like you. He would be called the devil, not god.

    Don’t preach about hate and call it love. Don’t accuse others of being deluded, when it is you who is fooled.

    • Taught from my parents and people who professed to be Born Again. Don’t let Satan deceive you!

      Jim

      • aevitaslp says:

        But you aren’t complaining about the ingrate comment… so that parts true then? Well now that we have that out of the way. We can all move on. All that you say is false. Wrap it up people! We can move on to better people to argue with. These guys are not worth our time anymore. Not that they were in the first place mind you.

  3. petrolhead10 says:

    Wonderful satire, wonderful.

  4. The secular media continues to feed into what the Devil relishes,

    Mmmmmm devil relish …

    I also love the tree roots with little sin clusters.

    Let’s try some of these questions …

    If evolution is true, then why does the Second Law of Thermodynamics make evolution impossible?

    The second law of thermodynamics became an atheist around the time The End of Faith came out. It’s been applying itself retroactively ever since.

    If evolution is true, then why do we not see it happen right now?

    You have to cross your eyes just a little, like when you’re looking at those Magic Eye pictures.

    If evolution is true, shouldn’t we start acting like monkeys?

    You haven’t watched Jersey Shore, have you?

    If evolution is true, then how did the banana evolve to fit the human hand?

    The hand? Well, I guess you could put it there too …

    If evolution is true, then why do we have evidence from The Bible that man and dinosaurs lived together?

    They did for a while, but the dinosaur kept leaving the toilet seat up and wouldn’t put the cap back on the toothpaste tube. After man didn’t pay rent for a couple of months, he was kicked out.

    If evolution is true, then how did the Big Bang happen from nothing?

    Pfff. Everyone knows Chuck Lorre created the Big Bang.

    If evolution is true, then why is it not mentioned in The Bible?

    It was, under the Book of Darwin. It was removed during the Nicene Council because nobody knew what the hell it was talking about.

    If evolution is true, then why did Adolf Hitler fail to make a superior race during World War 2?

    He failed to make use of what every race had to offer!

    If evolution is true, then why is Richard Dawkins afraid to debate Ray Comfort on evolution?

    I’d be afraid too. Anyone that deluded has to be dangerous in person.

    If evolution is true, then why do we have speed limits and other established laws?

    Because if you travel too fast you run the risk of your DNA going back in time, meeting your mother, and preventing your parents from kissing during the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

    If evolution is true, then who is your savior?

    Christy Turlington. Evolution at its finest.

    If evolution is true, then why can’t white men compete to be as good as black people in basketball?

    Because selective pressures have made us evolve to play hockey. Duh.

    • It’s time for God to give divine punishment to the sinners.

      Jim

      • aevitaslp says:

        If god exists, I’m sure you are the first in line for punishment.

        “Because if you travel too fast you run the risk of your DNA going back in time, meeting your mother, and preventing your parents from kissing during the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.”

        Senator Jason you are awesome.

      • Larry says:

        yeah, call for divine punishment when you run out of arguments
        so mature from you

    • Larry says:

      ok let us respond to all your dumb questions for great is your ignorance:

      If we came from apes, then why do we not see apes giving birth to humans in the zoos?
      because they’re monkeys not humans?
      Why do you prefer to marry a human and not a chimpanzee from the zoo?
      maybe because I’m not really into bestiality.
      Why do monkeys not talk if evolution is true?
      Because their vocal apparate is not fit for speech.
      Why do we not see monkeys go to church or drive cars?
      how it is this related to evolution (like the past questions)?

      If evolution is happening, then why are there no hybrids seen in the wild as we are told? Why do we see no crocoducks, fronkeys, half monkey-half human creatures, half elephent-half hippos, half flowers-half trees, or any other missing links that the scientists preach about?
      sincerely, if you’re asking about half flowers-half trees you really need to go back to school.

      Why can’t fish turn into frogs?
      just wait for the next 100 millions years

      Why can’t giraffes continue to stretch their necks to become longer if evolution is true?
      that’s Lamarckism which is NOT evolution

      If this is true, then why are we not afraid of birds?
      it’s called ornithophobia

      How could a T.Rex or a Brontosaurus start chirping, pecking at things, and start flying?
      because these are not the evolutionary lines you’re looking for.

      If evolution is true, then why are black people no longer enslaved? Why are black people allowed to own guns? Why are Asians and Mexicans doing well in the job markets? Why do we not see people of different races compete to the death in the workplace? These are questions that those who believe in evolution cannot answer.
      yeah, I can answer to these question, but I don’t see how they could disprove evolution

  5. Gerald says:

    This post….is the stupidest post i’ve ever read in this stupid Christian fundamentalist site.

  6. claisy says:

    Evolution is indeed stupid! But stupid people don’t know their stupidity even when the truth is right in front of them. I mean, how many fossil hoaxes do you want to see before you realize that it’s all a lie? It makes me sad but at the same time i cant help but laugh at all the speculations. They have no evidence whatsoever to support their imaginations, but they are the first to call others deluded. “monkeys came down from trees to become long distance runners”LOL! So, what is the next stage, humans will become high jumpers and develop wings since there is more space there and “opportunities”

    • Martin Baker says:

      Amen, Claisy! They also want us to believe we came from star dust and monkeys, but how can both work at the same time?

      • Larry says:

        it’s simple, they don’t work at the same time:
        “star dust” formes the Earth, from which came life and then man

    • Larry says:

      fossil hoaxes are simply hoaxes, it’s the other thousands of true fossiles that counts, how many of them you want to see before you realize it’s all true?.
      also, for the N time, MEN DID NOT COME FROM MONKEYS!!!
      and remember that speculations in science are ALWAYS based on facts and observation

  7. Larry says:

    and now the other questions:

    If evolution is true, then why does the Second Law of Thermodynamics make evolution impossible?
    actually it’s the opposite

    If evolution is true, then why do we not see it happen right now?
    we need many generations to see great changes, but luckily experiments with bacteria made us possible to assit to evolution.

    If evolution is true, shouldn’t we start acting like monkeys?
    this is a question about ethics, not science

    If evolution is true, then how did the banana evolve to fit the human hand?
    the banana is a product of artificial selection

    If evolution is true, then why do we have evidence from The Bible that man and dinosaurs lived together?
    the Bible is NOT scientific and contains NO evidence about dinosaurs
    and we have far more tangible evidence out of the Bible against your claim

    If evolution is true, then how did the Big Bang happen from nothing?
    The Big Bang theory is not related to evolution

    If evolution is true, then why is it not mentioned in The Bible?
    neither is the Second Law of Themodynamics.

    If evolution is true, then why did Adolf Hitler fail to make a superior race during World War 2?
    because he lacked time and resources

    If evolution is true, then why do we go to church and believe in Jesus?
    this is a question about religion, not science.
    and sincerely, there’s no conflict between believe in Jesus and accept evolution

    If evolution is true, then why is Richard Dawkins afraid to debate Ray Comfort on evolution?
    I don’t know, ask Richard Dawkins

    If evolution is true, then why do we have speed limits and other established laws?
    because we decided so and this has NOTHING to do with evolution.

    If evolution is true, then who is your savior?
    this is a question about religion, not science.

    If evolution is true, then why did Darwin call to the Lord for salvation before death?
    this claim is false, but if it wasn’t, how this can disprove evolution?

    If evolution is true, then would we consider racism, slavery, communism, gay marriages, Nazism, homosexuality, stealing, pornography, adultery, rape, and murder wrong?
    this is a question about ethics, not science.
    and you don’t need creationism to think all these things are wrong.

    If evolution is true, then why can’t white men compete to be as good as black people in basketball?
    I didn’t understand your question

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