It’s Jesus Time!

Dear fellow Christians,

We have seen recent disasters happening today in a world where the end of times is upon us. The atheistic mindset we hear asks the question of “Why would God allow bad things to happen if he is all loving?” Bibically speaking, what do these disasters really mean? Quite simply, the disasters we see are a warning that the rapture is coming as it was written in the Book of Revelations; and Occam’s Razor is the simplest explanation we have that allows us to prove these facts from the Bible! It also confirms that the Antichrist is among us! What are causing these disasters?

Many of the states in the Northeast coast, such as New York and Vermont, were responsible for electing Obama in office and also for allowing forced gay marriages in America. But these are not the heathen problems that have happened in the east coast! Remember the Dover Trial which ruled that it was alright to teach evolution in the classrooms instead of the Genesis account? Also don’t forget that atheist Jessica Alquist declared war against God by taking away prayer banners from the schools while tag-teaming with the ACLU (Anti-Christian Lawyers Union). The states are also blue, and we know that the blue states are dominated by supporters of the liberal-atheistic party. Since these states support heathenism, God had to punish these states with Hurricane Sandy. After all, scientists have failed to explain how the hurricane formed.

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Look at the political map and you will see the blue states that were punished by God in the East Coast:

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Russia was also punished for communism and for forcing atheism. Look at the picture and you will see a comet that is about to hit Russia.

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Let’s also not forget that Hurricane Katrina was caused because of Ellen DeGeneres’s lesbianism, and that God had to punish New Orleans for this sinful behavior. God’s presence was also there when he made the 2004 tsunami happen to the countries for supporting Islam and fighting Christianity, and he also punished Haiti and China with earthquakes for causing other sorts of heathenism. Someday God will pour his wraith on San Fransisco just like he did to Saddam and Gomorrah for homosexuality!

So, why do these sins happen?

Obviously it is the Anti-Christ that is behind this! The Anti-Christ is diverting people away from God, and he is making them commit sinful acts that are offensive to God. He is tempting people into doing sins just like Satan tried to tempt Jesus into sin. Such sinful acts we see being commited are pornography, teaching evolution in the classroom, looking up Miss Teen Delaware, the election of Obama for a second term, homosexuality, rock n’roll, rape, strippers, atheism, lap dances, playboy magazines, murders, bars, Maxim magazines, marijuana usage, taking Christ away from Christmas, and other various sins.

Look at these heathens that are headed to Hell if they keep this up:

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R/Atheism, the Gateway to Hell

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As we can see, the Anti-Christ is behind all these problems, and we must fight back or God will no longer bless America. Let’s take a stand for Jesus and cut down the tree of bad fruit that is making all these sins happen.

Martin Baker

2 thoughts on “It’s Jesus Time!

  1. Heh … if disasters are a way for the lord to herald his arrival, he’s been due in Tornado Alley for the last 50 years!

    Two things: First, I’m pretty sure Alice Cooper is on your side now. He’s born again. I’m also fairly confident that Adriana Lima is not. In fact, she’s probably a dirty sinner.

    You definitely need to post more pictures of her to show the world she needs saving. Make that your next post. It’s for the sake of her soul and all. Just look at those eyes. Those smoldering, lustful eyes …

  2. הַשָּׂטָן says:

    ברוכים באים לגיהינום

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