Dear fellow True Christians,
Today we would like to share with you a post from our True Christian friend, Johan Bumgartens, a janitor at the local Church by day, an amateur anthropologist by night. He asks questions that would stump even the most hardened skeptical anthropologist. Trust us. He has done this. He was an anthropology student at a university which shall not be named, and was failed out of the program for asking questions which must not be asked in an evolutionary establishment. He is brilliant, he is daring, he is Johan Bumgartens. Here he is:
Thanks for the vote of confidence Jim! Certainly my adviser at college didn’t feel the same way! Whatever. I’m working for Jesus now, both figuratively and literally. I was raised Christian, and have believed in a Young Earth my entire life. I know that it is true, and I refused to be shaken from that belief in college. I was expelled, and the university continued in its Darwinist mission. Jesus saved me though. I had been saved since childhood, but Jesus put a roof over my head and food on my table by getting me a job at the local Methodist Church. I know that He is the Light because He led me out of darkness.
The anthropologists want to tell us that millions of years ago, in central Africa, somewhere in the jungle maybe, or maybe somewhere on a plain, some monkey gave birth to something that wasn’t a monkey, but rather a man. There are many, many problems with this picture. First, they tell you that ancestors of humans lived 2 and 3 million years ago. That’s a few orders of magnitude older than the universe as described in Genesis. That is, I believe, a MAJOR margin of error. Second, we did not come from monkeys. Man came from the dust, when God breathed life into Adam in the Garden of Eden. Eve came from Adam’s rib. If you don’t believe me, ask God. It’s right there in Genesis. I trust Genesis over Darwinian geology any day. Third, the Garden of Eden was likely near Iraq, rather than in the middle of Africa. We know this because the anthropologists that study these sorts of things tell us this. Now the Mormons will tell you that Eden is in Missouri, but that’s just stupid! Ever been to Missouri? No paradise there folks!
The anthropologists like to hide things from us. Things like Piltdown Man. We all know about Piltdown Man. Piltdown Man was a skeleton combined together with a human skull and pig teeth that was used as proof of an evolutionary ancestor of mankind. The scientists all embraced it, then it was discovered to be fake, just like the peppered moths, just like horse evolution, just like every Icon of Evolution discussed by Jonathan Wells in his wonderful book, Icons of Evolution. They invented other missing links too, like the Cardiff Giant and the Sasquatch. Don’t know what Bigfoot is? Bigfoot is the missing link the evolutionists want us to believe exists! Why Bigfoot? Because Bigfoot is as much of a myth as humans evolving is a myth. We were Created by God, not evolved from worms. Can a worm build the Hubble Telescope? No, but a human can. Why is this? Because humans have souls and knowledge handed down to us by God!
Ever see a monkey give birth to a human baby? I haven’t either. This is because we did not come from monkeys. We came from God. And you can see God create life on a daily basis, at the moment of conception. The atheists like to call these creations fetuses and abort them, probably because they had sex outside of wedlock. True Christians accept “fetuses” for what they are: unborn children created by God. This is what’s at stake folks. Teach children they come from monkeys, then they will act like monkeys. Teach a child that he was created by God, and he will strive to be Godly.
If humans came from apes, then why don’t apes walk upright? If humans came from apes, then why do humans live in cities and apes still live in the jungle? If humans came from apes, then why are there still apes? If humans came from apes, then how come humans keep apes in zoos and exterminate them in the wild? If humans came from apes, then why don’t the evolutionists bring gorillas to dinner? If humans came from apes, was it on their mother’s or father’s side? Who had sex with the first human if humans came from apes? Was it a human or was it an ape? If it was an ape, then isn’t this bestiality? Isn’t bestiality wrong? Isn’t bestiality an affront to God and His beautiful creation? Isn’t it wrong to teach our children sinful things? Let us keep this nonsense out of our classrooms and out of our innocent children’s minds. Let us lead our children to Jesus, not to war, to God, not to the jungle, to heaven, not to hell. This is what is at stake. Reject evolution. Let the Lord our God change your hearts from hearts of stone to hearts of love. Reject evolution and know Jesus. Thank you for reading. I will be praying for you all.
Thank you Johan for that wonderful post! Johan speaks truth, good Christian friends. Let us listen to his wisdom. Let us take back this country for Christ!
Yours in Christ,