A guest post from our Christian friend, Johan Bumgartens

Dear fellow True Christians,

Today we would like to share with you a post from our True Christian friend, Johan Bumgartens, a janitor at the local Church by day, an amateur anthropologist by night. He asks questions that would stump even the most hardened skeptical anthropologist. Trust us. He has done this. He was an anthropology student at a university which shall not be named, and was failed out of the program for asking questions which must not be asked in an evolutionary establishment. He is brilliant, he is daring, he is Johan Bumgartens.  Here he is:

Thanks for the vote of confidence Jim! Certainly my adviser at college didn’t feel the same way! Whatever. I’m working for Jesus now, both figuratively and literally. I was raised Christian, and have believed in a Young Earth my entire life. I know that it is true, and I refused to be shaken from that belief in college. I was expelled, and the university continued in its Darwinist mission. Jesus saved me though. I had been saved since childhood, but Jesus put a roof over my head and food on my table by getting me a job at the local Methodist Church.  I know that He is the Light because He led me out of darkness.

The anthropologists want to tell us that millions of years ago, in central Africa, somewhere in the jungle maybe, or maybe somewhere on a plain, some monkey gave birth to something that wasn’t a monkey, but rather a man.  There are many, many problems with this picture. First, they tell you that ancestors of humans lived 2 and 3 million years ago. That’s a few orders of magnitude older than the universe as described in Genesis.  That is, I believe, a MAJOR margin of error.  Second, we did not come from monkeys. Man came from the dust, when God breathed life into Adam in the Garden of Eden. Eve came from Adam’s rib. If you don’t believe me, ask God. It’s right there in Genesis. I trust Genesis over Darwinian geology any day.  Third, the Garden of Eden was likely near Iraq, rather than in the middle of Africa. We know this because the anthropologists that study these sorts of things tell us this.  Now the Mormons will tell you that Eden is in Missouri, but that’s just stupid! Ever been to Missouri? No paradise there folks!

The anthropologists like to hide things from us. Things like Piltdown Man. We all know about Piltdown Man. Piltdown Man was a skeleton combined together with a human skull and pig teeth that was used as proof of an evolutionary ancestor of mankind.  The scientists all embraced it, then it was discovered to be fake, just like the peppered moths, just like horse evolution, just like every Icon of Evolution discussed by Jonathan Wells in his wonderful book, Icons of Evolution.  They invented other missing links too, like the Cardiff Giant and the Sasquatch. Don’t know what Bigfoot is? Bigfoot is the missing link the evolutionists want us to believe exists! Why Bigfoot? Because Bigfoot is as much of a myth as humans evolving is a myth.  We were Created by God, not evolved from worms. Can a worm build the Hubble Telescope? No, but a human can. Why is this? Because humans have souls and knowledge handed down to us by God! 

Ever see a monkey give birth to a human baby? I haven’t either.  This is because we did not come from monkeys. We came from God. And you can see God create life on a daily basis, at the moment of conception. The atheists like to call these creations fetuses and abort them, probably because they had sex outside of wedlock. True Christians accept “fetuses” for what they are: unborn children created by God.  This is what’s at stake folks. Teach children they come from monkeys, then they will act like monkeys. Teach a child that he was created by God, and he will strive to be Godly.

If humans came from apes, then why don’t apes walk upright?  If humans came from apes, then why do humans live in cities and apes still live in the jungle? If humans came from apes, then why are there still apes? If humans came from apes, then how come humans keep apes in zoos and exterminate them in the wild? If humans came from apes, then why don’t the evolutionists bring gorillas to dinner? If humans came from apes, was it on their mother’s or father’s side? Who had sex with the first human if humans came from apes? Was it a human or was it an ape? If it was an ape, then isn’t this bestiality? Isn’t bestiality wrong? Isn’t bestiality an affront to God and His beautiful creation? Isn’t it wrong to teach our children sinful things? Let us keep this nonsense out of our classrooms and out of our innocent children’s minds. Let us lead our children to Jesus, not to war, to God, not to the jungle, to heaven, not to hell. This is what is at stake. Reject evolution. Let the Lord our God change your hearts from hearts of stone to hearts of love. Reject evolution and know Jesus. Thank you for reading. I will be praying for you all.

—Johan

Thank you Johan for that wonderful post! Johan speaks truth, good Christian friends. Let us listen to his wisdom. Let us take back this country for Christ!

Yours in Christ,

Jim

21 thoughts on “A guest post from our Christian friend, Johan Bumgartens

  1. weerd0 says:

    not to be a downer here but their is a reason this guy was kicked out of school. He is a god damn idiot. And he is evoking the same straw man arguments as you Jim have before. And i truly do not feel like diving into those. Here is some explanation of the age of the Earth.

    Why their are still apes.
    http://www.evolutionfaq.com/faq/if-man-evolved-ape-then-why-are-there-still-apes

    The Fetus thing is always a hot button, but i would like to give you this little nugget. The dust in your house is mostly dead skin cells which your body shed off and murdered. You are a mass murder! Scientists value life and complex life even more so.
    A single cell is alive, and can be human, which is what every cell in your body is. Those individual cells do not however make a person. A person is defined by the neuron connections in your brain. a first trimester fetus does not have a developed brain despite possessing a heartbeat. only in the beginning of the second trimester do these pathways begin to form.

    Now as for your friend being kicked out of school, that’s his fault. If we let the christian creation be taught then so must all of the others. Even if you do not believe them and claim they are wrong, that is America. Here is all of the myths and intelligent creation methods which therefore must be included.
    http://www.gly.uga.edu/railsback/CS/CSIndex.html
    I personally like the Aztec creation myth, much more bad ass than the Christian one.

    Eh I’m done, make sure to check my previous comments.

  2. weerd0 says:

    GIVE ME GOD DAMN PROOF.
    You know what i should listen to Einstein.
    “Insanity is repeating something a hundred time and expecting a different result.”
    I should stop coming here. The stupid is overwhelming.

  3. “Ever see a monkey give birth to a human baby?”
    Go read up evolution before you say such things, living beings don’t evolve in an blink of an eye, evolution takes place over a long period of time(a few million years)

    “If humans came from apes, then why don’t apes walk upright?”
    Because there was no need for them to walk upright

    “If humans came from apes, then why do humans live in cities and apes still live in the jungle?”
    Because they did not have such advanced technology

    “If humans came from apes, then why are there still apes?”
    Only a certain group evolved into humans, the rest were well-equipped for their environment hence they remain similar to their ancestor

    “If humans came from apes, then how come humans keep apes in zoos and exterminate them in the wild?”
    Because we humans are violent, we kill because they attack us, we keep them in zoos to watch them.

    “If humans came from apes, then why don’t the evolutionists bring gorillas to dinner?”
    Why the hell would you bring a wild animal to dinner?

    “If humans came from apes, was it on their mother’s or father’s side?”
    As I said, evolution is change in population over long periods of time, hence the so-called “first” human would have parents that resembled humans.

    “Who had sex with the first human if humans came from apes?”
    Another human, the change in the population would apply to every member hence more than 1 human would be born.

    “If it was an ape, then isn’t this bestiality? Isn’t bestiality wrong? Isn’t bestiality an affront to God and His beautiful creation? Isn’t it wrong to teach our children sinful things? ”
    This is your conclusion from assuming that the “first” human had sex with apes, which is also concluded from your misunderstood concept of evolution, hence this conclusion is invalid.

    “Let us lead our children to Jesus, not to war, to God, not to the jungle, to heaven, not to hell. This is what is at stake”
    So, you want to deprive your children the right to see wild animals and plants?

    • “Let us lead our children to Jesus, not to war, to God, not to the jungle, to heaven, not to hell. This is what is at stake”

      I find this particular statement to be really funny when Christians use it. Look at history. There have been more wars, more needless slaughters, and more atrocities performed in the name of god and Christ then anything involving evolution. There is proof of rapes, torture, murder and subjugation in the name of the bible and the holy spirit, yet you claim that the atheists caused all the bad in the world. Its a ridiculous claim and very deluded. Let me ask you this: how many violent acts can you name that were done in the name of atheism? I’m not talking violent acts that happened to be performed by atheists, because that is just coincidence. I am talking someone hurting someone else and then saying “i did this because i don’t believe in god!” I’ve never heard of a single one, but history is littered with examples of people doing just the opposite, and it happens all the time today as well!

    • This heathen lies, boys and girls. Do not blindly follow science. Instead, follow God.

      Jim

    • Fail, actually. Communism is not based on atheism, In fact, communism was originally a Christian idea. Yes, lenin and marx were atheist who believed that religion was bad for society, and they also happened to be supporters of communism, but communism is a hell of a lot older than them, and as i said, it was fully supported by and even spread by, the christian church.

  4. Zekrom says:

    I see why he was failed out of the program. He’s dumber than a pile of shit.

    • Martin Baker says:

      He failed because the university system professors would not stand for the truth, heathen. We even see the university system fail professors of their tenure when they publicly speak out for true creation science.

      • The scientific community would accept creation science if YOU had proof from a reliable source, NOT a old book where the original message may have been LOST due to countless translations, and don’t say “I feel the spirit” or whatever, that cannot be proven.

  5. Dude, there’s a reason he’s a fucking janitor. He’s stupid.

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