Dear True Christians,
I am sure that many of you are aware of the myth that the apocalypse will come on December 21st, 2012, as was prognosticated by the Mayans, Chinese, Nostradamus, and numerous other heathen peoples. The world is not going to end on December 21st 2012, as people seem to think the Mayan calendar says. The Mayan calendar says that December 21st, 2012 marks the end of an ERA, not the end of the world. The era that will end, with your help, is the atheist control of the world. We will undermine the atheists, AND the antichrist, on December 21st, 2012, with our Keep Christ in Christmas campaign.
The antichrist is ever vigilant. He has riddled our society with Britney Spears, Shakira, lapdances, women in pants, sex on tv, violence on tv, ancient aliens, evolution, MTV, and the Discovery Channel. He has led us to show photographs of topless women in third world nations in National Geographic. In fact, National Geographic has even put pictures of prostitutes in their magazine! Don’t believe me? Here’s an example (link here):
This is clearly sinful, as are these images from the Google (and not from national geographic):
Can’t you see that the Antichrist is in our midst?
Let’s combat him! The Kony 2012 campaign gives us a wonderful way in which we can combat the antichrist. We should post posters such as the following across the world on December 21st, 2012. People will be looking for a sign on that fateful day. Let’s give them a sign…a sign that Jesus is their savior. Here are some examples of useable signs:
We can also spread the word of God on that day by sending out Good Christian Greeting cards. Some of my favorites are printed by Joel Olsteen. Here are some examples of his Godly work:
Don’t you think that these things say CHRISTmas more than this sinful smut?:
Jesus does NOT like sexy santas or unsaved sinners. Reject both. These images show clearly the fact that the antichrist is ever in our midst. Let us combat Satan in all his forms. Let’s take back Christmas for Christ.
So join us in this worldwide quest. On December 21st, 2012, post flyers around your neighborhood reminding everyone to keep Christ in Christmas. Perhaps you can use the traditional “Keep Christ in Christmas” flyers. Perhaps you can even be more explicit : “Join Christ in Heaven. Unsaved Unwelcome.” Either way, we must get the word out to the world on December 21st. Jesus is the reason for the season. Let us celebrate Him instead of our own wallets.
Yours in Christ,