Keep Christ in CHRISTmas day, December 21st, 2012

Dear True Christians,

I am sure that many of you are aware of the myth that the apocalypse will come on December 21st, 2012, as was prognosticated by the Mayans, Chinese, Nostradamus, and numerous other heathen peoples. The world is not going to end on December 21st 2012, as people seem to think the Mayan calendar says. The Mayan calendar says that December 21st, 2012 marks the end of an ERA, not the end of the world. The era that will end, with your help, is the atheist control of the world. We will undermine the atheists, AND the antichrist, on December 21st, 2012, with our Keep Christ in Christmas campaign.

The antichrist is ever vigilant. He has riddled our society with Britney Spears, Shakira, lapdances, women in pants, sex on tv, violence on tv, ancient aliens, evolution, MTV, and the Discovery Channel. He has led us to show photographs of topless women in third world nations in National Geographic. In fact, National Geographic has even put pictures of prostitutes in their magazine! Don’t believe me? Here’s an example (link here):

This is clearly sinful, as are these images from the Google (and not from national geographic):

 

Can’t you see that the Antichrist is in our midst?

 

Let’s combat him! The Kony 2012 campaign gives us a wonderful way in which we can combat the antichrist. We should post posters such as the following across the world on December 21st, 2012. People will be looking for a sign on that fateful day. Let’s give them a sign…a sign that Jesus is their savior. Here are some examples of useable signs:

 

And remember:

We can also spread the word of God on that day by sending out Good Christian Greeting cards. Some of my favorites are printed by Joel Olsteen. Here are some examples of his Godly work:

Don’t you think that these things say CHRISTmas more than this sinful smut?:

 

 

Jesus does NOT like sexy santas or unsaved sinners.  Reject both. These images show clearly the fact that the antichrist is ever in our midst. Let us combat Satan in all his forms. Let’s take back Christmas for Christ.

So join us in this worldwide quest. On December 21st, 2012, post flyers around your neighborhood reminding everyone to keep Christ in Christmas.  Perhaps you can use the traditional “Keep Christ in Christmas” flyers. Perhaps you can even be more explicit : “Join Christ in Heaven. Unsaved Unwelcome.”  Either way, we must get the word out to the world on December 21st. Jesus is the reason for the season. Let us celebrate Him instead of our own wallets.

Yours in Christ,

Jim

2 thoughts on “Keep Christ in CHRISTmas day, December 21st, 2012

  1. weerd0 says:

    OK I can agree with you that the end of the world predictions for December 21 are false, and the Mayan calender does not end it cycles again just like our calendar. It will not however be the end of Atheism it will be the end of theism. Atheist control of the world? What the? You Religious control the world or at the very least America. Atheists are more hated in America than Gays and Muslims! Their are perhaps two or three public members of the Federal government who are Atheists! Jeez I wont claim a victim complex, but look at the numbers! And also watch Jon Stewart.
    http://gawker.com/5825455/jon-stewart-exposes-the-absurdity-of-the-conservative-victim-complex

    What do you have against National Geographic? The fact that they handle issues you find detestable or the fact that they have scantily clad women. They are reporters covering some of the most interesting topics in the world. And come on they have pictures of African women going without tops because that’s what they do in their culture. National Geographic reports by covering controversial issues they inform the public and get sales, Win Win. (Not to mention that Jesus hung out with the prostitutes, beggars and tax collectors they can’t be that bad.)

    How many antichrist’s are their? I thought you said it was Obama now its Brittany Spears?

    The picture in your first Christmas picture is wrong by the way.
    Philippians 2:11
    New International Version (NIV)
    and every tongue acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
    Also the day which is commonly celebrated as Christmas was originally the Pagan celebration of the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year.
    http://www.christiananswers.net/christmas/mythsaboutchristmas.html

    So the entire Christmas celebration is false. HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!

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