Rock and Roll. The music of SIN

Dear True Christians,

I am working on my new computer to write this new post. Apparently Satan led some heathen to give my computer a virus.  You can attack me, but you cannot win. I am working for Christ while you work for Satan. If you want to take me down, you’ll have to get God to ask me to stop. I’ll be praying for the sinner that took down my last computer. You’ll probably end up in hell if you don’t change your ways, but I’ll pray for your heathen soul anyway.

Now friends, I want to draw your attention to Rock and Roll music. This music is clearly sinful. Look at it! Just look at it! Look at the lyrics to the AC/DC music. “I’m on a Highway to Hell…”  “Hell ain’t a bad place to be”…. “you shook me all night long”…this is clearly the devil’s music.  Rock and roll is the music of Satan, and will lead you to hell.

Why would a true Christian listen to something which preaches sin, sex, and drugs? I don’t care how many women Keith Richards gets to sleep with in a lifetime. He’ll be in hell for all eternity with Satan shoving pineapples up his anus for his sinful actions on Earth.  Want to join him? No? Then get rid of that rock and roll music!

If you want real rock and roll music, listen to Christian rock. There are plenty of true Christian groups such as Creed and Journey. Don’t stop believing.  Follow God with Arms Wide Open. Not all rock and roll music is bad. But you must be selective on your rock and roll music. Keep your children away from heathen groups such as Jethro Tull, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Metallica, and Madonna.

And remember boys and girls…Dubstep is the devil!

So do you want to go on the highway to hell, or climb the stairway to heaven? Choose wisely, and walk with Christ.

38 thoughts on “Rock and Roll. The music of SIN

  1. Michael says:

    ” I want to draw your attention to Rock and Roll music. This music is clearly sinful”

    Then

    “Not all rock and roll music is bad.”

    Yup, you have contradicted yourself in the same post, therefor, I can ignore everything you just said about music, as you ignore the law of non-contradiction.

  2. Atheist Eagle says:

    As someone with CCNA certifications and some limited hacking experience i must point out that you are in error. IF someone were to attack your computer (Which is by the way warranted, you being misguided, idiotic, insulting, bigoted, hypocritical and downright amoral) They would not attack via a virus. A Virus is a mindless program which infects a computer through random chance and improper security. I would wager that you were simply incompetent and trusted god to act as your anti-virus security and or installed an infected program. A direct attack would be noticeable and immediate with files being deleted en mass and insulting messages popping up on your computer specifically directed to you. BUT if one of you glorious bastards who also correct this guys posts would like to step forward and say they attacked him please do.
    The Father of modern computing Alan Turning is the one whom cursed your machine. I mean why do you use computers? They were invented by a gay man after all.

    ……..

    Oh yeah, Rock and Roll argument. Not very original. I’m not a fan but hey some people like it. I like Techno and Dubstep. Wait what? Why is dubstep bad? (Well besides blowing out your base and eardrums, which is i guess bad but hey i love it.)

  3. So you’re blaming someone else for your own mistake(getting a virus into your computer via downloading and not installing anti-virus software)

    • Dear heathen, I have an anti-virus. One of you heathens sent me a link to a “creation science” website which took down my computer.

      YOurs in Christ,

      Jim

      • I apologize for my earlier comment, i thought you said that you had downloaded it. The same thing applies, though. You can get a virus just by visiting a site, unless that site downloads something to your computer (and it would have to ask before doing this, outside of cookies and such). Even if it didn’t ask you to download something, if your Norton was up to date, it would have caught the file that was being downloaded that was infected, and either disinfected it, or blocked it completely. The alternative there is that you deliberately downloaded something from somewhere, and it happened to be infected. Either way, you either ignored your Norton telling you that what you were downloading was bad or the site you were visiting is bad, or said Norton is hopelessly out of date. Either way, your fault. Said virus probably had nothing whatsoever to do with this website you visited, and honestly, to purchase a new computer because of a virus is somewhat a kin to replacing your car due to bird shit on your wind shield. Infections are pretty easy to fix most of the time, with the ultimate fix being re-installing the OS, which would return the PC to new.

    • I HAVE antivirus. Can you not read? I merely clicked the “link” in the email.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

  4. Arek W. says:

    “…Satan shoving pineapples up his anus…”

    Have you, by chance, watched “Little Nicky”?

  5. Martin Baker says:

    Stop listening to Satan’s music! Haven’t you sinners understood that Satan is blinding you into listening to these bands such as Marilyn Manson, AC/DC, Lady Gaga, David Bowie, Michael Jackson, Ray Charles, Metallica, Frank Sinatra, and other satanic bands? This music has been infecting our youth groups and caused less church attendance of the younger crowd. Please accept Jesus and turn from your sinful ways.

    • Amen to that Martin. Dear friends, please listen to this true Christian prophet. As I have noted, Martin speaks truth.

    • weerd0 says:

      The reason for your loss of attendance is the internet. Atheists and non believers no longer feel alone and oppressed in america. Now we will begin the slow removal of religion from the earth. It is inevitable. Check back in 50 years we will be the majority you the minority.

      So yeah this is the 90’s argument for what you see as amoral behavior. Protest the modern one, advocate to deadly the internet! The be a hypocrites and still use it.

      Happy birthday alan turning the father of the computer you gay heathen we one the internet love you!

      • Martin Baker says:

        It’s because the young members in the church youth groups are looking up Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, pornography, homosexuality, rape, Nazism, secular music, Anti Christian Lawers’ Union, global warming, evolution, and other sinful bad fruits that Satan enjoys and has distributed all over the internet for sinful eyes to see. Atheist angel Dawkins is perpetrating all this garbage on the internet for young church members to read, and churches see less and less of the younger crowd and barely any returning members when they attend college. Please be a true follower and a fisherman for Jesus.

      • weerd0 says:

        “It’s because the young members in the church youth groups are looking up Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, pornography, homosexuality, rape, Nazism, secular music, Anti Christian Lawers’ Union, global warming, evolution, and other sinful bad fruits that Satan enjoys and has distributed all over the internet for sinful eyes to see.”

        So we should take a leaf out of the Nazi’s and every other dictators book (+ the Christian crusaders in the middle ages) and burn all of the knowledge that a particular religion does not agree with? I believe that the willful destruction of knowledge in any form is tantamount to murder. Knowledge is what makes us human.

        “Atheist angel Dawkins”

        Umm contradiction? Heard of it?

        “perpetrating all this garbage on the internet for young church members to read, and churches see less and less of the younger crowd and barely any returning members when they attend college.”

        They escape the brainwashing of their youth, good for them. They return to the state they were in when they entered this world. That’s right Baby’s are before you indoctrinate them Atheists *GASP* Scary!

        “Please be a true follower and a fisherman for Jesus.”

        I was a fisherman for my Uncle in Alaska, i ended up getting hit in the groin by a 50 pound halibut and nearly getting mauled by a brown bear. I don’t like fishing.

        …..

        Oh wait you were being figurative. I get it. I’m not a true follower, and why would i follow some random middle eastern carpenter around? (You know that always bugs me, Jesus is from the middle east, he looked exactly like those Muslims you guys hate. he was not white.)

    • Logan says:

      Frank Sinatra!?! Wth is wrong with frank Sinatra? Everything is horrible to you lose minded crackpots.

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