Dear True Christians,
I am working on my new computer to write this new post. Apparently Satan led some heathen to give my computer a virus. You can attack me, but you cannot win. I am working for Christ while you work for Satan. If you want to take me down, you’ll have to get God to ask me to stop. I’ll be praying for the sinner that took down my last computer. You’ll probably end up in hell if you don’t change your ways, but I’ll pray for your heathen soul anyway.
Now friends, I want to draw your attention to Rock and Roll music. This music is clearly sinful. Look at it! Just look at it! Look at the lyrics to the AC/DC music. “I’m on a Highway to Hell…” “Hell ain’t a bad place to be”…. “you shook me all night long”…this is clearly the devil’s music. Rock and roll is the music of Satan, and will lead you to hell.
Why would a true Christian listen to something which preaches sin, sex, and drugs? I don’t care how many women Keith Richards gets to sleep with in a lifetime. He’ll be in hell for all eternity with Satan shoving pineapples up his anus for his sinful actions on Earth. Want to join him? No? Then get rid of that rock and roll music!
If you want real rock and roll music, listen to Christian rock. There are plenty of true Christian groups such as Creed and Journey. Don’t stop believing. Follow God with Arms Wide Open. Not all rock and roll music is bad. But you must be selective on your rock and roll music. Keep your children away from heathen groups such as Jethro Tull, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Metallica, and Madonna.
And remember boys and girls…Dubstep is the devil!
So do you want to go on the highway to hell, or climb the stairway to heaven? Choose wisely, and walk with Christ.