Dear Christian friends,
Today I would like to highlight the evils of Coca Cola. Coca Cola is an innocuous enough drink at first. It is American at its core, as American as apple pie and atom bombs. It is a sweet, sweet drink that many of us enjoy. However, let us look deeper at Coca Cola.
Coca Cola rose to prominence during the 1950s, and gained a stronghold on American culture that remains steadfast to this day. With Coca Cola, America conquered the world. Consider this image from China:
Looks harmless enough at first, right? But let’s look closer. Look at the slogan at the bottom of the image, “Red Around the World”. This is a clear Communist statement. And let us not forget the imagery in this advertisement. We are looking at a peasant farmer, the leader of the Chinese Communist Revolution, the pawn upon which Mao’s evil reign was carried. This suggests that Coca Cola is, in fact a Communist organization. This is not only encoded in their red color, but also within their “Santa”:
What’s so wrong about the Coca Cola Santa? Santa replaces Jesus as the central figure of Christmas, leaving little boys and girls to forget about Jesus Christ and wait for a man in red with a beard to come down their chimney at night. Ever wonder what Santa Claus looks like when he’s not in his red suit? Here’s a picture of Santa when he’s not at work stealing the hearts and minds of American children:
That’s right, boys and girls. Santa Claus is nothing less than an allegorical version of Karl Marx. Through Coca Cola, Karl Marx is stealing the hearts and minds of our children. The Communists are using Coca Cola to lead American children away from the Church, replacing Jesus Christ with Santa Claus. The implications are clear. The Communists are encroaching all around us. While the Soviet Union has fallen, the Communists continue to attack. Are they successful?
You bet they are. They are destroying what made this nation great. Look at trends from the end of WWII until today. You’ll see a clear decline in the religous-ness of America. Why? Because the Communists have led good Christian souls away from Christ and into sin. The Communists are here as we speak. Perhaps they are the foot soldiers of the antiChrist. What is clear is that we must combat them, lest we lose ourselves to Satan. We must combat this encroachment upon our faith. We must combat the Coca Cola company.
Repent America, and reject Satan in ALL his forms. Hell will be waiting for us if we don’t.
Yours in Christ,