Snickers…the candy of Satan

So apparently Snickers is working for Satan. A recent Snickers advertisement blatantly mocks Christ, in a manner which must have been inspired by Satan himself. Here is the offensive advertisement:

 

Snickers: America’s Satanic Candy

This advertisement shows the obvious influence of Satan on Snickers, and the sad, sad state of moral judgment in America as a whole.  Only in America can one find our Savior, on the Cross, being mocked by a CANDY COMPANY.  America is the new Rome.  Jesus was mocked on the Cross by Roman soldiers just as He is here being mocked by Snickers. Let us give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.  Let us boycott Snickers and drive them into bankruptcy.  They are an obviously evil organization,working for Satan. Let us pray for their workers and boycott their product.

This also shows the evils of capitalism. The capitalists will stop at nothing to sell their wares. They will even mock our Lord. Capitalists in America use half-naked women in unchaste poses in advertising on a regular basis. America even has Victoria’s Secret. Don’t know what Victoria’s Secret is? It’s that she’s Satanic and doomed to burn in hell for all eternity. I mean, look at their advertisements sincerely. Here is an example:

Read the caption on that advertisement: “No one’s perfect until now”.  Obviously they forgot about the perfection of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ. America is in a sad state. This is a dangerous time. The anti-christ has his hold strongly on the throats of modern society. Soon friends, soon Jesus will return to claim His throne. Let us prepare for Him, and reject sin in all its forms.

Yours in Christ,

Jim

 

29 thoughts on “Snickers…the candy of Satan

  1. Stannis Baratheron says:

    Wildfire is OP

  2. Stannis Baratheron says:

    May the Lord Of Light be with you Jim. For the night is dark and full of terrors.

  3. Shannon Hurchalla says:

    Only in America would anyone think this is real, as for the other, nice trying to build a strawman.

    • Dear Shannon,

      This is a true heathen advertisement, and it shows the depths to which the Antichrist will dig himself in our midst. And you must be using the term strawman because it reminds you of the wicker men built by heathens to build Christians. See the documentary called the Wicker Man, that the Nicholas Cage film was based off of.

      • thatguy says:

        Im going to reiterate what i wrote earlier:

        First off, the Wicker man was not a documentary. It is entirely a work of fiction written by Andrew Schaffer. Second, “this advertisement” was a joke add posted on a meme base 5 or 6 years ago and is probably way older than that. It is in no way real or connected to snickers. It is a Photoshop. No matter how zealous you are, you cant believe that anyone in this country is stupid enough, with how obsessed we have become with offending people, to actually use that as an advertisement? Third, A straw man is a type of argument and is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent’s position. To “attack a straw man” is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by replacing it with a superficially similar yet unequivalent proposition (the “straw man”), and refuting it, without ever having actually refuted the original position. i.e. every argument you have given about your beliefs is a straw man argument.

  4. That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. If Jesus was the son of god, than his dad was an asshole. Today, he’d be tried and jailed for child abuse for letting his only kid be tortured and killed when he had the power to stop it. And, you sycophants that think this was all so that you could sin are just psychotic. Your religion is dying out, and it’s Europe (not America) that is leading the way. We are catching up though 🙂

  5. WEERDO says:

    Hmm it seems you have a friend in the comments now. Although he is not very coherent. Now for the first ad, could you please but sources in with your articles? That’s simply good educate. And two, are you sure your not gay? Those girls in the second ad looked pretty perfect to me. Although her face did have a little to much light on it.

  6. Suckit says:

    You religious nuts make me laugh. God??? Really?? And snickers being Satan’s candy?? Are you running out of ideas on how to hate on the world now? And Victoria secret? It’s a fucking bra!! They are talking about a bra! If these models want to wear these things it is their choice. Who are you to judge people? Who are you to force religion on people? Keep your religious BS to yourselves. As an atheist I am sick of hearing about the crazy shit you “religious folks” do. You’re all fucking insane if you ask me! Molesting children, ( although i am against a abortions completely) bombing abortion clinics, picketing at soldiers funerals, claiming gay and lesbians should be locked away and starved until they die?!? Really?? I’m disgusted

    • Sigh. You atheists make me crack up. I can’t wait to see you rot in hell. You’re destined to go there, and I’ll be watching from Paradise while Satan rips off your head and shits down your neck.

      • Curious onlooker says:

        Truly a good christian thing to wish upon someone.

      • IT’s their own choice. Reject Jesus and go to hell

      • LYRAZEPHYRA says:

        That is the most immature and hypocritical thing I’ve ever read. It people with your attitude that start conflict and wars. People like you Creation Science Study make me laugh. I’m still a kid but I have a lot more respect and tolerance than you, have a good day

      • I’ll pray for you. You need to know Jesus and reject Satan. I see you’ve been deluded by heathen teacherse in high school. I’ll be praying for you.

  7. Bella says:

    I like Snickers. 🙂

  8. LYRAZEPHYRA says:

    Hey I’m 16, and all this article did for me was make me laugh and make me want to go buy several snickers (which is an awesome candy bar)

    • Dear friend, you should know Jesus. He will save you. Enjoy your ungodly candy, but keep Jesus in your heart.

      • WEERDO says:

        You do know that should you continue posting things such as this as well as encouraging hate a and discrimination against groups like lgbt a convincing case for slanderous and hate speech could be constructed. But this is why you say it on the internet. You are not strong enough in your faith to preach this on the corners of the streets and in the cities. Free speech does not include slander.

  9. Marian says:

    So your telling me I can’t have Snickers because of a fake photoshop image? Look my friend I have read your blog here and it seems like you have strayed from the path of the lord by chasing illusions. The image that you display could have been created by a 10 year old who’s obviously drinking sin from a cup in his hedonistic bedroom. There is no professional touch the “ad” you mention. Be good my friend and follow your faith, but remember do not look for false demons on the web, we have many more to vanquish that are true. Thank you for your thoughts, God be with you.

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