Dear Christian Friends,
What is up with all of this Kony 2012 nonsense? I have been walking through the streets of my home neighborhood and have been seeing all of these Kony 2012 posters. I have become curious, and did a google search. Kony comes up as Joseph Kony, Ugandan leader of the Lord’s Resistance Army.
Is Kony really a Christian militia leader? Does he truly work for Christ? His body of work suggests otherwise. Reports show that Kony is responsible for the murder of hundreds of innocent African children. This is not a Christian man. This is a sinner.
So why do Americans want to elect Kony as president in 2012? Don’t they realize that the dude is going to do nothing good for this nation? Perhaps he will create an army of American children to invade Africa? And besides, wasn’t Kony born in Africa instead of America? Oh wait, I forgot, so was Obama, so that means Kony can be president.
Are you going to vote for Kony because he is the leader of the Lords Resistance Army? I pray that you will not, dear friends. There IS a true, American, Christian candidate that we can vote for. Let us pool our votes and elect Rick Santorum president of this great nation. He is anti-gay, anti-birth control, and anti-Satan. It would be an honor to live in a nation under his control.
So let us elect Santorum, 2012.
Yours in Christ,