Save a Soul, Fix a Faggot

Dear Good Christian Friends,

Please help me in my quest to save homosexuals and bring them to Christ. I suggest a new strategy for curing faggots.  It is a simple yet effective approach.  First, we fit all homosexual males in America with chastity belts. We lock said males in these belts to keep them from engaging in sodomy.  Then we take young strong men who are also faggots in chastity belts and parade them in front of these males. They will become sexually aroused, and the chastity belt will cause them pain.  Eventually, from the steady influx of pain from their chastity belts, they will be cured of their homosexuality.  Negative reinforcement at its finest.

If you are interested in helping to fund this Good Christian Plan, or have suggestions to make it more effective, please leave a comment.

Your’s in Christ,

Jim

114 thoughts on “Save a Soul, Fix a Faggot

  1. Johnny Begood says:

    He’s a [CENSORED BY ME FOR JESUS], shoot em’ lizabeth shoot em’!

  2. Joshua says:

    It’s scary that people would even entertain the thought of something as immoral as this. Punishing people for preferring Thing B over Thing A just because Thing A is in accordance to your customs is wrong. Nobody can change the way their mind processes visual information so that the color blue looks like the color red to them. So what makes people believe that anyone would be able to change their mental activity to make males or females appeal to them emotionally and physically? Nobody can, and nobody should be punished for it.

    • Dear Joshua,

      I only desire to see everyone on Earth be able to make it into Paradise with our Lord, Jesus Christ. We just have to act in accordance with the Bible to get there. Jesus loves you Joshua, and will accept you into His Kingdom if you live by His Word, but ONLY if you live by His Word.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

      • Aria says:

        Yeah, because physically and psychologically harming someone will help you in your quest for paradise. I fail to see how using hurtful names and creating torture methods will make an all loving god love you more. I think it’s because you’re using Christianity as a means to satiate your sick desire to hurt and hate. And watch, this comment will be deleted by moderators because they can’t have people thinking too differently than them. I think I’ll be glad that someone should read it.

        As Jesus said about the homosexuals ” .”

      • Dear Aria,

        My approach is as legit as Jesus. We should not force people to change, but we should offer them strong incentives to change. I will not delete your comment; you have a right to think differently. However, I am working for Jesus, and believe that we should lead our brethren, even though they may be homosexual, towards Him. If you read my post on Westboro Baptist Church, I attack them for being to vehemently anti-gay. I am not anti-gay. I am pro-gay-rehabilitation. If we can help homosexuals become heterosexual (as the Bible suggests that homosexuality is an abomination), we can help them find their ways into Paradise. I want all humanity to be able to bask in the glory of our Heavenly Father, not just some special individuals. I am merely trying to help us all get there.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Joshua says:

        The bible is an old book filled with old morals designed to guide an old civilization with an old culture. While much of it may have been relevant back then, with the advances in technology and the knowledge we are uncovering about the universe, these traditional beliefs are going to have to change to fit the world today. Our society has evolved lightyears since ancient times and is still evolving. The belief system of this society should evolve as well.

        I’m not refuting Christianity itself. I’m just saying that old belief systems can have very bad effects on the people who follow them today. This proposed “solution’ to “fix a faggot’ is a good example.

      • Joshua,

        The Bible is God’s Word, not man’s. We cannot challenge the Words which He gave us. I will be praying for your soul Joshua.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Peter Opdahl says:

        The Bible is God’s word? Maybe — we can’ t prove it either way. What we can prove is that Men wrote the Bible. The most common explanation is that they were ‘inspired’ by God. But do Men always listen to God and do what he says? Nope. Even as far back as Adam, Men and God haven’t always seen eye-to-eye and the Bible is full of stories where Men disobeyed God. If so, how do we know that these ‘inspired’ Men actually wrote down what God told them to? Maybe they had a beer and wrote about whatever came into their heads. Maybe, just maybe, they wrote about something that they had never seen, only heard about from a friend of a friend of a friend, and then changed the details so that the story would be cooler to tell while they were having that beer.

        For that matter, maybe Satan himself wrote to Bible to fool Men and piss off God. Don’t think so? Prove it.

      • Dear Peter,

        please, please, please read and pray about the Bible. If you read it with the right mentality, i.e. an open mind ready to find God, you will find yourself feeling an inner sense of peace. That sense of peace is the Holy Spirit, telling you that the Bible is True. I pray that you will ask the Spirit to guide you as you read the Bible. Pray about it. Ask God for guidance. Then you will know that the Bible is, as we are told, the inspired Word of God.

        You must accept that this is True, and live by it, in order to enter into Paradise.Christ, in the Gospel, says that we must be Born Again in Him to enter paradise. Accept the Bible as God’s Word, accept God’s Word as Truth, and accept Jesus as your savior. That is all you need do to enter into Heaven. Don’t you know how sad it would be if, when I am sitting in God’s kingdom, I saw you being cast into the fires of hell? Then is too late. Now, you can prevent that from happening. Please, please, just accept God into your life so you can share in His heavenly kingdom.

        I will be praying for you.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Joshua says:

        The Bible is God’s word *Interpreted* by man. And it is an interpretation from thousands of years ago. Before people knew as much as we know now about the universe. And people now even have different interpretations of those thousand year old interpretations. And they are preached to by people with yet another slightly different interpretation. Sounds like a classic game of telephone to me.

        Somehow people seem to forget that as a culture evolves and learns, its belief systems should evolve as well to keep up. Many phenomena that used to be considered supernatural such as lightning, fire, earthquakes, and volcanoes, have been explained by modern science. And the supernatural element has been explained and the phenomena is considered natural. God is used as a placeholder for those things that we cannot explain.

        God is the personification of all of the laws that govern the universe. The laws weren’t written, they are inherent. What religions such as Christianity fail to see is that what their concept of God stands for is the same concept that other religions describe. The other religions just have different names and different histories from which their beliefs, stories, and customs have grown from. It is extremely arrogant to say that Christianity is the only religion that is correct. And its even worse because it is based off of an interpretation of a man-made concept from thousands of years ago.

        Forcing any religious belief on somebody else is wrong because its anybody’s guess who’s correct. So nobody has the right to say anybody else is wrong about a religion because all religions are based on explanations of unknown things in different ways. This ‘solution’ to ‘fix a faggot’ once again is a perfect example of why it is morally wrong.

      • Joshua, I will pray for you. And the Christian faith is the only true Faith. I know this because I know Jesus and the Holy Spirit

  3. Girl With Pneumonia says:

    Hot.

  4. Nick says:

    Repulsive. I suppose you’ve never heard of “love your neighbor as thyself”, or rather “do not harm”? Besides that, gays are just like straight men, they don’t get aroused just because a man is parading in front of them naked, just like a straight man would not automatically get aroused by a woman parading in front of them naked (I hope). For most gay men, sex is secondary to a strong romantic relationship, and above all they love their partners just as straight couples love each other. Some, who are asexual, don’t even engage in sexual acts.
    Also, hello! Straight couples also engage in sodomy! You don’t think straight couples do anal? Someone didn’t do their research.

    • Nick,

      While Mit Romney is a Mormon, there is one thing on which we can agree with him on. Marriage is between a man and a woman. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Sex is meant to be between one man and one woman.

      I will be praying for you. Read your Bible.

      Jesus loves you. Know Him, and you will be saved.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

      • Puck says:

        I noticed you didn’t actually reply to a word that Nick said, Jim. Which is rather odd, as the button to reply is named reply because it’s intended for replying. I posit his statements again. “Love Thy Neighbor,” “Do Not Harm,” “Heterosexual couples engage in sodomy.”

        Please actually make a relevant reply to the content of this post rather than just to the fact that a post has been made.

      • Puck, I will keep you in my prayers.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Puck says:

        You have done exactly what I’ve asked you not to do. Your post contains no rebuttal or logical counter-argument. You have no response for the accusation that you, by your article, dismiss the fundamental Christian rule of “Love Thy Neighbor”.

        How do you call yourself Christian if you don’t follow fundamental Christian teachings?

      • Puck, I love my neighbor. I want to see them in paradise. hence, I want them to reject their sinful ways.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Puck says:

        And to do this, you impose forceful, torturous, scientifically disproved methods. You truly do not understand the meaning behind the words of the Bible. I feel pity for you.

      • Puck,

        I will pray for you.

  5. M says:

    Hello, Jim!

    While anyone could can appreciate your can do attitude in addressing what you feel to be a problem in society, there are many problems that I feel YOU need to address before this plan can be put to use. First, let’s begin with an understanding basic psychology.

    The proposal of affixing every homosexual male in the country with a BDSM fixture is certainly a novel one but what you are proposing is not negative reinforcement. Presenting an aversive stimulus for the sake of eliminating an unwanted behavior is positive punishment.

    Your proposal is also not without its unintended consequences. What if people grow to enjoy the painful stimuli and consider it a heightening sensation to go along with their arousal? How do you plan on “treating” those with a painslut kink?

    4/10. Redraft your proposal and I eagerly await your addendum.

    xoxo
    – M

    • Dear M,

      We do not need psychology, all we need do is accept and enforce God’s will. But I will give your points thought and pray about them.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

      • Puck says:

        “We do not need psychology.”

        Actually, without psychology, none of us would be able to interact with each other, as none of us would understand basic human faculty. You’re using psychological faculties right now as you read this post to formulate an opinion on how best to reply. I shall draw a parallel: Your statement is analogous to saying, “The universe does not need physics,” when, indeed, for a universe to exist, a set of physics–any set; not necessarily the set for this universe– must be in place. Similarly, in order for the human mind to function, a set of psychological rules must be in place.

      • Puck,

        Do you quote psychology when talking to people? No, you don’t.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Puck says:

        “Puck,

        Do you quote psychology when talking to people? No, you don’t.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim”

        Two things:

        1. Yes, I do in fact, quote psychology when talking to people– very frequently.

        2. I charge you with the responsibility of providing logical evidence for the premise that quoting something during conversation is an estimate of said subject’s worth. I rarely talk to people about physics, but without physics, I would not possess the ability to converse with others, at the very least.

      • Dear Puck,

        The only knowledge we need is that which comes from God.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Puck says:

        Does God tell us how, specifically, to handle a myocardial infarction?

      • Puck,

        medical disorders are God’s will. Without Eve’s transgression, death would not have entered the world. The wages of sin is death.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • Puck says:

        And so to stop a heart attack is to circumvent the will of God, yes?

        I’ll remember that if I’m treating you for a medical condition.

      • Puck,

        I am sorry, but I do not allow myself to be treated by atheists. I will be praying for you.

        Jim

  6. Nick says:

    You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchet-man in the fight against violence and hurting your fellow mankind in any way. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely: revenge, aggression and retaliation, which includes your ill-advised experiment here. The foundation of such a method… is love. I love you, Jim.

    • Dear Nick,

      I reject violence itself, as the Bible says we should. However, I also reject homosexuality, as the Bible also says we must. I live a life of love, and the use of chastity devices would not be forced, but rather voluntary. I am trying to make the point that we must help our fellow man by leading them away from sin and towards Christ.

      I love you too, Nick. And respect the fact that you are an intelligent individual. I will keep you in my prayers.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

      • Mr. D. says:

        What you’re suggesting is violent. How can you live a life of love when you suggest things which would intentionally cause suffering to another member of the human race?

        How will it be voluntary when you suggest “… we fit all homosexual males in America with chastity belts” and intend to “lock said males in these belts…”. That is, by no measure of the word, voluntary. That is forced by every measure.

        I hope you see the enlightenment that science can bring all of us soon by turning our eyes away from violence and discrimination and towards acceptance and exploration of the unknown.

        Mr D.

      • Dear Mr. D,

        It is not violent. This process would be in the best interests of America’s homosexual population. We are trying to save their souls for Jesus, by any means necessary. Jesus loves you Mr. D. You should accept His Sacrifice for us rather than poking fun at Him.

        I will be praying for you.

        Jim

      • whatsht says:

        Best interest? how would you feel if I tie you up and parade you naked across the country?

      • Public nudity is indecent. I will pray that you will see the evil of your thoughts.

        Yours in Christ,

        Jim

      • whatsht says:

        The irony, you wrote about parading homosexuals on chastity belts, the results you desire is far more evil than my thoughts of parading you naked. Just admit it, every human is evil.

      • And I want to help them find Jesus. What’s wrong with that?

      • You are not respecting them, if they “refuse” to “find” Jesus, then let them, but forcing them to “find” Jesus, you are forcing them to do things against their will.

      • But even if it is against their will, they will still be saved. If they are born again.

  7. Puck says:

    They have actually implemented this procedure in something called “conversion therapy”. This type of therapy and its intended results have been denounced as harmful by the American Medical Association, the American Academy of Physician Assistants, American Psychological Association, the American Psychiatric Association, the American Association for Marriage and Family Therapy, the American Counseling Association, the National Association of School Psychologists, the American Academy of Pediatrics, the National Association of Social Workers, the Australian Psychological Society, the Royal College of Psychiatrists, and almost every other accredited organization with a determinative responsibility for medical and psychological issues.

    Furthermore, I ask that you present evidence to support any contrary claim that you make.

  8. hmftw says:

    you should try it on. it would save the innocence of the children you’re no doubt going to abuse.

    • Dear friend,

      Abuse of children is unChristian, and it is mainly Catholics, not Christians that abuse children. Catholics aren’t even true Christians. They worship the Pope and the Saints and Jesus’ mother Mary as much as they worship Jesus. This is not Christianity, and not even monotheism. This is polytheism at is finest. So get your sects straight friend.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

  9. no says:

    Yes, like Jesus said: If someones a faggot, hurt his dick!

  10. Adrian says:

    Well what if the humans that you want to cause pain aren’t even christians to begin with? I for one don’t consider myself to be a christian and I for one don’t expect an answer besides from “I’ll keep you in my prayers”. I don’t know if you’re a troll, but if you aren’t, you’re just a very sad excuse for a human being.

  11. The Bible is a fairy tale says:

    Fucking religious fanatics. You people are worse than the Taliban and Al’Qaeda. It’ll be nice when one day Religion just disappears, as the idiots die out and intelligent people take over.

    Science > Religion
    Intelligence > Faith

    Burn in hell you ignorant fools.

    • Dear friend. I will pray for your soul. I hope that you will come to know Jesus some time soon. I would hate to see you burning in hell with the unsaved heathens. Jesus loves you. And He wants you to go to heaven. But you have to do it His way! Accept His gift of salvation. The Bible says that ye must be Born Again to enter paradise. Know Jesus. Accept His word and the words of his Father. Then you may enter paradise. Otherwise your soul is destined for hell. You will be in my prayers.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

  12. Thor says:

    So, Apparently torturing people is the way to cure them? If god was real, He would be a sick bastard.

    • Dear friend,

      it is not torture. it is the selective use of pain to rehabilitate. Hell is torture. this is not torture, but a pathway to salvation.

      I will be praying for you that you might not be tortured too harshly in Hell. You need to accept Jesus in your life. You must be Born Again. Only then can you avoid hell.

      Yours in Christ,

      Jim

      • Ryan says:

        Use of pain in any way or form is considered torture. They used to do electro-shock therapy to insane people in insane asylums in hopes of curing their mental illnesses, and they had no say in this. This was deemed as torture. But because you want to hurt gays to cure them in the name of your religion, it’s A-OK, because everyone knows that Christianity is the only true religion in the hundreds of thousands of religions on this earth. Because something goes against what you believe in doesn’t give you the right to cause them pain or suffering. And also, Slavery is encouraged in the Bible, do you agree with that too?

      • Dear Ryan,

        Biblical slavery was different than Ameican slavery. Biblical slavery was actually a pretty good deal for both sides, so yeah, I’ve got no problem with it. And yes Christianity is the only true religion. We know this because Christianity is the Truth.

  13. AnotherVoiceOfReason says:

    How about we think about this at a different approach?

    Who would God love more?

    The man who loves unconditionally, even if this is towards another man.

    Or,

    The one who hates and wishes pain upon his fellow neighbor?

    I don’t know about you but that second guy sounds like he’s going to ‘you-know-where’ if he continues his hateful ways.

    Oh and that second guy is YOU, if you haven’t noticed yet.

    Food for thought.

    (I’d keep you in my prayers but it’s obvious your mind is too clouded by the devil’s influence to be helped by God)

  14. It is ok to be whatever you are says:

    This guy has to be a troll! If he truly believes what he says he is probably from a central state. That is where religion is indoctrinated from birth and they are convinced from an early age not to take science or any proven facts seriously. It is a tried and true way to keep religion alive and flourishing in these places even though the more enlightened of the world know better than to hate and abuse our fellow man. One day, there will be a world very similar to the John Lennon song “Imagine” in which we will live a more peaceful life without politics and religion creating a divide among mankind. Religion is supposed to be about bringing people together, teaching morality and how to make ethical decisions in ones day to day life. I am a believer in the tangible, I live a moral life, and I think this guy is the farthest thing from a christian I have seen in my life.

  15. Hans Moleman says:

    Hey Jim, what did Jesus say about homosexuals? I’ve been searching but…

  16. mark says:

    This a joke, right?

  17. mark says:

    Well Jesus has been dead for long long time. Your plan to “help” is idiotic not to mention criminal,

  18. Chloe says:

    I’m a straight girl. I love having sodomy with my boyfriend. Am I going to hell?

    LOL. It doesn’t matter because for those few minutes, it’s absolute HEAVEN.

    • Dear friend,

      I will pray that your soul will not be cast into the fires of hell. However, I fear that my prayers will do nothing for you unless you open your heart and embrace Jesus and feel the glory of his clemency across your face and in your heart.

  19. Brian says:

    Thank you! Than you so much! I have been searching, and I had thought I was the only one, but I see there is another person like me out there! Thank you for being so brave to stand up for what you, I, and undoubtedly many others out there secretly want. Every since I was young, and I discovered I had a sexual fetish for shocking other men in their genitals, I have struggled to find a like minded companion to help me implement my desires, and it seems my dream has finally come true!

    And the way you intend to parade them in front of each other, in public, just delicious. I certainly never would have thought of that!
    And the way you figured it out so that god still loves us more than them, genius!

    Although I do have a couple of questions about the implementation. I assume, that we will be there, in person, for the best view. But I believe we should have some sort of screen, or perhaps be behind some type of booth, from the waist down, so that nobody notices our “saintly vigor” at converting the sinners, if you catch my drift. But we will also need some sort of divider between us, so that we don’t accidentally see each others “righteous Judgement”. Because that would be gay.

    I’ll have you in my “prayers”,

    Brian

    • Dear Brian, the screen is a brilliant, brilliant idea. And so is the divider. Boners together are just gay. Boners with a woman are ok, as long as you’re not being unchaste with her. Thank you for your message, and I’ll be praying for you as well. Let’s do this.

  20. Gh92 says:

    Usually when a man speaks the way you do about gays, they can’t face that they are gay themselves. Why don’t you make a useful post about people that kill others? Bombs? Guns? War? Rather than gays that do nothing wrong. It is usually the whole “they will try and turn me gay bullshit” that people like you come out with, but take a look at your pathetic life and realise nobody has tried to turn you anything, it’s twats like you going on about Jesus tht are trying to change people, change there religion, it’s just disgusting. It’s religion that’s fucked up!! Jehovah’s witness- if they’re child needs a blood transfusion, they won’t take it and let there child die? And why? Because Jehovah told them too! At what point these people have seen this bloke, I’ll never know and chances are neither do they. If me being straight would allow me into paradise when I die, I’d sooner be in hell! I’ve never read the bible and would never intend on doing so, but I’ve heard a lot of great things about this Jesus dude, so why the fuck would he want anyone to be in pain for who they are!? You as a “Christian” need to bury your head in that ridiculous book, known as the bible and realise that being gay isn’t the problem, the problem is people like you. Religion has taken over and you people add your own little bits of the story in as you go along. There will be a new religion out soon! Excite us with it! We’ve had a virgin being pregnant, a bloke walking on water, a planet created in 7 days, I can not wait to hear the next part of your FAIRY TALE. So yeah, fuck you.

  21. mads says:

    You are a sick human being… I’d pray for YOU but I’m not religious. You are talking about torturing innocent men for doing something totally natural to them. You are the reason so many closeted homosexuals are forced to live sad, unfulfilled lives as they hide who they truly are. Crazy ideas like yours that leak into the minds of americans are what scare homosexual teenagers and cause them to hate themselves and even bring them to kil themselves. That wasn’t very clear so here: a 15 year old boy from a christian family that thinks like you is starting to think homosexual thoughts. He doesn’t know why because he has been a good christian his whole life. He can’t see that it’s a natural thing because all his life he’s been told that it is not and he is a sinner and will rot in hell. He then becomes depressed because despite everything he does these feelings never leave and then, being that he is young and has an undeveloped brain, he does not see his life getting better and feels that living with the pain of repressing his feelings is too much and decides to end his life then and here. When I read stories like that I am reminded you, you bigoted born again christian, disgust me. I see no way that any LOVING god will accept you after you die. So good luck and practice what you FUCKING preach.

    • Dear Heathen,

      It’s not torture. It’s salvation. I’m talking about saving these people’s souls.

      Jim

      • reese says:

        youre a freak and your so called old testament was put together by dick loving Romans centuries ago. yup thats right. I have a feeling that you secretely want to be treated like a real faggot ae. im right arent i…
        And dont pray for me i dont ant whatever god u serve to have any interest in me or my family. you are going to hell

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