Dear Heathens…

Greetings heathen scum.

 

I would like to take this opportunity to address those of you who visit this blog only to mock Martin and I.  We write this True Christian website to try to lead atheists and heathens like you away from sin, and towards the light of Christ. We do this because we love you and we do not want to see you cast into the fires of hell. And what do you do? You mock us!

 

We are not a “poe” blog. We are not idiots.  We are not stupid. We are not hateful. We are True Christians doing the work of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

 

You may not like our message, but you also will not like Hell. Do you want to go to Heaven? Well the unwashed unsaved are unwelcome in Heaven. You need to accept Jesus as your Lord and personal Savior. You need to be born again. Otherwise you will spend an eternity in Hell.

 

Who will you meet in Hell? Here’s a list:

 

Adolf Hitler

John Lenin

Josef Stalin

Saddam Hussein

Charles Darwin

Carl Sagan

the Unibomber

Kim Jong Il

Osama bin Laden

Mother Theresa (for being a papist)

Gandhi (for dying unsaved, and for his comment about liking Christians but not Christ)

Karl Marx

ALfred Russell Wallace

Bon Scott and the members of AC/BC

Richard Nixon

Thomas Jefferson

Richard Dawkins

Buddha

Mao Zedong

Confucius

Anne Frank, Bar Refaeli, Natalie Portman, and all the Jews

Pope John Paul II and all the Catholics

Britney Spears and all other whores of Babylon

Monica Lewinski

Judas Iscariot

Pilate

Madonna

Pamela Anderson

Richard Feynman

Lynn Margulis

Freddie Mercury, Elton John, and all homosexuals

Helen Keller, who also died unsaved

If you continue to reject Jesus….YOU!

 

Accept Christ, stop mocking us, and come to know Jesus.

 

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian.

35 thoughts on “Dear Heathens…

  1. Sorien says:

    “Do you want to go to Heaven?”

    No. I’ve read the Bible. The God character in that book is a total narcissistic douche.

    • I hope you enjoy hell then sinner. because that is where you’re headed with an attitude like that.

      • Nick says:

        That’s rude. In your view, everyone is a sinner. Do you call everyone that? I don’t think you do. It’s like walking around calling everyone “hypocrite” because everyone is guilty of hypocrisy. It’s just unkind. That kind of rhetoric will not serve your purpose.

      • greetings heathen. I am merely trying to point out the unholiness of evil servants of Satan like you. I will keep you in my prayers and hope that you change your ways.

        Jim

  2. Me says:

    Well I wouldn’t want go to heaven if there is where people like you going. Man.. hell is starting to look a lot better.

    Yuckk

  3. Bob says:

    There are some pretty awesome people in hell! I’d much rather go there and be with intellect!!!

  4. Dave says:

    Seriously? Helen Keller? Confucius? Freddy Mercury? Anne Frank? This list has most of the people I wish I could have lunch with! Hell is going to be awesome! But, here’s a question. Do you seriously believe that God would condemn a fourteen year old girl who died in a concentration camp most likely before she was 18? And why is Hitler being condemned if Anne Frank is too? I mean, Hitler killed Jews and homosexuals, you’d figure he and God would be buds.

    I do appreciate that you are concerned for the final state of our unsaved immortals souls. I think if you stop reffering to people as “Heathen Scum” you might be better recieved. But, I digress.

    Well, I guess Im headed to Hell, and, with some exception, in good company. That is, of course, if you can prove it. If you’re right, we’ll see ya there.

  5. thereisnogodyouidiot says:

    The god character! Hilarious!

  6. newamae says:

    Seeing sentences “Greetings heathen scum” and “we love you” both addressed to me at the same time pretty much convinced that britney spears might be much better company for eternity than you.

  7. Laura says:

    Who are you to judge the life, souls, and final destination of others? If god existed, he alone would be judge and you are placing yourself above god by saying you know the destination of someone else’s soul. As a “Christian” aren’t you commanded by god to love all others and show gods love through your own word and actions? You suck at being a Christian. I’ll see you in hell when “god” puts you there for pride and arrogance!

    • But Laura, I do love everyone!! I’m trying to lead you all away from hell and all you do is mock me? I care about your eternal state of being, and I am trying to warn you that your lack of faith will lead you to Hell. Please, please, please accept Jesus as your savior!

      I’ll be praying for you.

      Jim

      • Damien says:

        “I hope that you endure the worst torments of Hell for your heathen behavior sinner!”
        “I hope you enjoy being tortured, because Satan will enjoy you.”

        Jim, you are a sick, pathetic, disgustingly evil person to hope for anyone to be tortured for eternity… Keep up the good work though. In time, your hateful nonsense will help to kill your religion :P

      • Damien, although you may mock me, Satan will have his way with you after death. Do you not understand that all who die unsaved go straight to Hell? I don’t want to see you get sent to hell Damien. I want you to repent and accept Christ. Won’t you please accept salvation?

        I’ll be praying for you.

        Jim

  8. Jon says:

    So, you have evidence of this hell you speak of?
    No?
    Your god?
    Also no.
    Would you like a very long list of cotradictions and errors found in your holy book, another list of commandments to oppress, enslave, murder, rape and enslave others found in your terrorism instruction manual?
    Or have you ever actually read the bible?

    • the Bible is Truth Jon. Stop mocking it. As a historical text, the Bible is infallible. Same with as a science text or a moral guide. You are making the mistake of reading modern values into ancient culture.

      Don’t let the heathens win Jon. Accept Christ!

      Jim

  9. i actually thought this site was a joke ???? …..i always thought Jesus was a good white witch since he heal the sick…..talk to spirit He worked miracles or what we would call magic, cured people and did most things expected from a witch. He had his coven of thirteen.” He did, didn’t he?Jesus was a psychic healer.
    3. Jesus acknowledged the divinity within each person.
    4. Jesus lived close to nature.
    5. Jesus believed in magic (only he called it “prayer”).
    6. Jesus could command the weather.
    7. Jesus had a profound relationship with the elements.
    8. Like a shaman, Jesus could channel spirits.
    9. Jesus was comfortable with sensuality and eroticism.
    10. In his own way, Jesus practiced the Wiccan Rede.
    11. In his own way, Jesus advocated Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.

    …….learn from Jesus the good witch

  10. Damien says:

    Jim, its the 21st century. what you say about the threat of hell is laughable to intelligent, well-educated people who have a plethora of information at their fingertips thanks to the Internet. Sadly, your bronze age scare nonsense does work on some people, mostly those who are poor and uneducated. I ask you to please stop this nonsense. You are scaring some people with this stupid threat of eternal damnation, and taking advantage of their ignorance.

  11. Franco says:

    So you are saying that most of the people are going to hell, so why are you praying for us if anyway if you pray you are saying that we are going to hell?, and if the hell has more people so you are ruined, we have all the people in our army in that case.

    • sigh. you make no logical sense. yes, msot people are going to Hell, but I don’t want that to happen! I’m trying to lead you AWAY from hell, but you won’t listen heathens…

      • Franco says:

        According to you only you and your friend Martin are going to heaven, and my previous comment didn´t make sense because I used your logic, ha, CHECKMATE!!!!!

  12. Jim Solouki says:

    Please add my name to the list, please.

  13. Al says:

    hell sounds pretty badass. can you give me directions to that place? i mean i can party w/ madonna and elton john playing music, bar rafaeli posing really scantily clad, the gays and drag queens owning up the show, buddha smoking some weed. sounds legit man, thanks for the encouragement to go to hell

    • Jim Solouki says:

      You’re welcome man…loved it there too. I just had my vacation there and it really blows. I can’t wait to go there again.

  14. Franco says:

    “We are not idiots. We are not stupid. We are not hateful. We are True Christians doing the work of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.”
    O.K.
    1) Your posts have bad information, you don´t accept explanations you don´t want to understand, you though Kony was a candidate for president, you say Nintendo Genesis 69, when that doesn´t exist, so you are stupid.
    2) If you are a troll that makes you an idiot.
    3) In one of your posts you refered the atheists as “scum”, so you are hateful.
    4) Your posts are sexist, racist with some xenophobia, so you are not True Christians. (Also it proves more that you are hateful)
    CHECKMATE!!!!!
    P.D.: don´t say the same thing of “Burning in hell”, that is becoming kind of boring.

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