Dear readers,
If evolution were true, then why are there still Black people in America? The evolutionists teach that people of different races are evolved for different places, and that white people are far higher evolved than their non-white kin. This is truly racist, and truly stupid. But, for your viewing pleasure, I will show you one of their examples of this bullshittery:
Note how the White person is compared to a Greek statue while the Black person is compared to a Chimpanzee. This is clearly racist, and clearly nonsense. After all, the Bible teaches us that ALL of humanity was created by God, through a lovingly scripted, perfect creative act. The evolutionists would teach us that blacks are inferior to whites. So when slavery ended in America and the importation of African slaves was ended, Black people should have gone extinct in the Americas. Did this happen? NO! Just look at any sports team or inner city, or the American White House. These people are everywhere. Just like white people and Asians. Non-whites are not going extinct in America. If evolution were true, then white people would drive all non-white races to extinction all across the world.
And hey, if evolution were true, then how come nobody has ever found a crocoduck? These things are things we should expect to find if evolution were true. We should find creatures such as this one:
If evolution were true, we would expect to find millions and billions of these hybrids. We find none. And here’s another question, if man came from monkeys, then how come we still have monkeys? Can’t answer that honestly, can you evolutionists? If evolution were true, man would have driven the monkey into extinction.
Here’s something else to think about. If evolution were true, then the world would have to be billions of years old. But its not. Answers in Genesis and the ICR have clearly documented the fact that the world is thousands, not millions or billions, of years old. These are True Christian thinkers not corrupted by Satan or bribed into lies by the American Academy of Stalinists (scientists). Evolution is a lie boys and girls. Don’t let your children be deluded by the evolutionists. There are true Christian scientists such as Ken Ham, Michael Oard, John Baumgardner, Duane Gish, and Kent Hovind who have done real science, but are being censored by the atheistic “mainstream” scientific establishment. The real truth is out there. You just won’t find it in the pages of “Nature”.
If evolution happens, how come nobody has ever seen a human baby coming from a chimp or a chimp baby coming out of a human?
If evolution happens, then what do fish evolve into?
If evolution happens, then how come the only time we see it is on pokemon?
If evolution happens, then how come we still need police?
If evolution happens, then why aren’t people born wearing clothes?
If evolution happens, then how come people are still born blind or deaf?
If evolution happens, then why are Canadians terrible at every sport except for hockey?
If evolution happens, then how come we don’t see monkeys typing Shakespeare?
If evolution happens, then how come B-52s aren’t spontaneously created by tornados in junkyards?
Evolution is stupid. Evolution is a lie. Reject the sin of evolution and embrace the Truth of the Bible.
From your friends at Creation Science Study.
This is such garbage.
Fred, you are such a heathen. Reject evolution and embrace the word of God
Is it me or is that basically what a brainwashing sounds like?
my brain was washed by the blood of Christ, and I will be in paradise after my death. I will pray for you.
Jim
Don’t you dare talk softly to yourself about me when no one is listening to you. I don’t mean “cleansed” I literally mean brainwashed as in forced into something and your brain cannot rid it from you cause your horrible excuse for parents exposed you to this bullshit at such a young age.
Holy crap. This is trollolololariffic!
“God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance that’s getting smaller and smaller and smaller as time goes on.”
-NDT
Seriously man. Don’t let some bronze age book write your life for you. You don’t need some imaginary dictator controlling your life. You certainly don’t need a deity to live a good life. Morals were around way longer than Christianity ever was. Morals come from social evolution.
Morals come from Jesus. Social evolution comes from teh devil. It’s as simple as that.
If there is a devil, and he taught us humans how to work together and realize the impact of our own actions, then hell, That dude sounds dandy to me. If he really existed of course. Which he does not. Well the devil exists just in the same way unicorns exist, on paper. Like your god. Which is one of thousands of gods that ever existed.
Our God, the one true God, is real. He tells us everything we need to know in the Bible.
Wait….you don’t believe in all those other gods?
There is only one True God, and that is the God of the Bible.
No, I mean there has been like 2870 deities since recorded history. You believe in some of those too right?
there is ONLY. ONE. TRUE. GOD.
Oh! ….
Well I got some good news Jim. I don’t believe in any of those 2,870 gods either!
You are almost as atheist as I am! You only disbelieve in 2,869 of those gods. You’re almost there man! I’m right behind you man, all the way. Baby steps bro! almost deity free and taking control of your own life!
Don’t go Dawkins on me you heathen! You’re as Deluded as Richard.
Like I said, baby steps man. Free thinking isn’t a weekend retreat. It’s not a goddamn seminar.
You’ll get there brother.
I can back up what thewhyteman says. Social evolution is good. Like heroin. We used to use it in all kinds of medicine. Then we realized morphine is bad. So are you going to say god supports heroin? How about meth? Crack?
Grammar error, heroin isn’t good. At least, not to my knowledge.
I support you, Fred.
Someone obviously doesn’t understand the basics of evolution. Humans didn’t evolve from monkeys, they evolved from a common ancestor. I’m getting really tired of hearing this shit, read a book from the past hundred years people.
Duane Gish published in the 1970s dude.
Duane Gish published in the 1970s dude.and I understand evilution.
Duane Gish…. Really…. That’s who you’re choosing to learn about evolution from. Duane Gish is a prominent creationist, and as such his publications are filled with laughable amounts of lies and half-truths that cannot be considered science.
If Duane Gish is teaching you that humans evolved from monkeys, then he is a fraud, and all your “knowledge” can be considered the same.
Why don’t monkeys birth human babies. LOL. Because they’re monkeys, you dimwit!
Agreed this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. caveman wouldn’t laugh at the evolution theory… they would laugh at this piece of brainwashed grade 1 writing. Also what the hell do Canadians and pokemon have to do with the evolution theory
no. Cavemen would laugh at your blind faith in science.
Jim, I’m afraid that cavemen Would laugh at science and be christians. They have very limited minds and know nothing of science and think that they MUST be here for a hogher purpose. so yes, cavemen would like christianity better than science, but only because they’re dumbasses
there is no way you’re actually serious right? I cannot believe a creationist could be quite this misinformed, or can I?
Jim, we are absolutely and completely serious. You are the one that is misinformed.
Yours in Christ,
Jim
Your source of information: A 2000 year old text written by primative peoples tring to make sense of things that humans at that time had not yet discovered.
Evolution’s sources: Most all of the smartest minds on Earth for the past hundred years.
none of them are smart if they are going to reject Jesus and sign their tickets into hell. you have a warped idea of the meaning of the word smart.
A truly smart person wouldn’t even do anything to change the world/others because he knows that it is very very difficult to do so.
But the various scientists have changed how people think, because they care for the rest of the humans.
Warped idea of the word smart?
- verb (used without object)
1.
to be a source of sharp, local, and usually superficial pain, as a wound.
2.
to be the cause of a sharp, stinging pain, as an irritating application, a blow, etc.
3.
to feel a sharp, stinging pain, as in a wound.
4.
to suffer keenly from wounded feelings: She smarted under their criticism.
5.
to feel shame or remorse or to suffer in punishment or in return for something.
- verb (used with object)
6.
to cause a sharp pain to or in.
- adjective
7.
quick or prompt in action, as persons.
8.
having or showing quick intelligence or ready mental capability: a smart student.
9.
shrewd or sharp, as a person in dealing with others or as in business dealings: a smart businessman.
10.
clever, witty, or readily effective, as a speaker, speech, rejoinder, etc.
11.
dashingly or impressively neat or trim in appearance, as persons, dress, etc.
12.
socially elegant; sophisticated or fashionable: the smart crowd.
13.
saucy; pert: smart remarks.
14.
sharply brisk, vigorous, or active: to walk with smart steps.
15.
sharply severe, as a blow, stroke, etc.
16.
sharp or keen: a smart pain.
17.
Informal. equipped with, using, or containing electronic control devices, as computer systems, microprocessors, or missiles: a smart phone; a smart copier.
18.
Computers. intelligent (def. 4).
19.
Older Use. considerable; fairly large.
- adverb
20.
in a smart manner; smartly.
- noun
21.
a sharp local pain, usually superficial, as from a wound, blow, or sting.
22.
keen mental suffering, as from wounded feelings, affliction, grievous loss, etc.
23.
smarts, Slang. intelligence; common sense: He never had the smarts to use his opportunities.
I used the word Smart in the 8th definition. But do any of the other 22 definitions say accepting Jesus Christ? No. You are misinformed on information readily available to you.
I am not mis-informed at all. I know Jesus, and thats all I need.
Obviously. If you are gonna be this much of an evangelical dumbass, get off the damn internet.
You are a Troll, Jim. Africa evolved with darker skin to block more UV light in Africa, close to the equator, and Caucasians evolved lighter to absorb more UV light, higher north in Europe, farther from the equator. A simalar tging is seen in tanning. As you are exposed to more UV light than your skin is accustomed, your skin compensates by getting darker to block more UV light, but since caucasians have not already EVOLVED for high UV lights, too high an amount of UV light is absorbed, and you get a Sun Burn. The Africans evolved to absorb less UV to prevent sunburn. Because if you sunburn one too many times, you can get skin diseases and even skin cancer.
dude. I’m not a troll at all. I am compltely serious.
Then at least try to refute something. if you don’t have any defense and just make blind accusations like this, someone would think you are not a Troll and might actually have a point. you haven’t yet. I’ll wait…
And that makes it all the more pathetic.
Thank you for defending the word of Christ from the heretical science men of what understanding at all? Nothing!! Ha ha ha! I am truly glad to be made an American by the birth of Jesus Christ and his Lord and Savior the Word. I am preying for you young atheists who have rejaculated this nonsense to so many other young minds, it’s like you forgot you were dust !!! What absurdness my friends. As if a mollusk is a monkey, when clearly their diet is so much of it not being the same. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Study some real science and find the true path to savation, Jesus Christ, or if it appeals more up your younger ones J.C. He could become all things to all people to save them from their disbelief, even a hip hop star !!
Reject the science of Satan and live to be God’s server for all indefinite time and you will see the madness of the evolutionists. Study some real science about the world and the earth. For example when it is said that oil is used to heat the planet I say they are a FOOL! Ha ha ha! Who would want to heat the planet? Not Jesus. He loves all unconditionally when he serve him. He put the gasses on the ground so the word about Christ and his glorious apostoles could be spread throughout the land. Without airplanes, who on an island could hear the word of Christ? Silly fools.
Most of you will burn in hell for rejecting our God’s love of rightous courts. It’s not too late to turn back away.
Christian Love,
Dennis
Slumbermill High Biology Teacher
Greetings Dennis.
You are a true, true Christian. Thanks so much for sharing your Christian testimony with all of us, and thank you for teaching our youth the true way to Christ. I will keep you and your ministry in my prayers, and I am happy to know that there are still true Christians in our educational system.
Thank you so much,
Jim
Can’t tell who is trolling harder you or Dennis lol
Rejactulated? (r) ejactulated? Are you fucking retarded? we’re not cumming it out for the second time! it’s called “rejected” you fucking dumb fool! Learn basic english before you get your hands on a computer!
Your preying for use? That’s kinda creepy. If you are really a bio teacher then I have just lost all faith in humanity.
He’s a true Christian, just like us Theyon.
Praise God! I was hoping someone would finally say this.
However, my heart was saddened by the fact that you made no mention of the great Gerardus Bouw who demonstrates completely how the Word of the Lord is upheld in that His Created World is the proper center of Creation. That is, the heliocentric models of those heathens and pretenders Copernicus, Galileo, and Kepler can be dismissed for the one true Biblical astronomy.
Thanks for your work and consider helping to spread the gospel and stop the deception of the sun-worshippers!
Amen Paul. Thank you for your thoughtful message, and let us hope that we might one day soon defeat the heathens.
Yours in Christ,
Jim
I doubt it. Have you ever wondered why the number of atheists on Earth has been rising as has the amount of knowledge. 1 in 14 now admit being atheist. People are getting smarter and rejecting the misinformed desert scribblings of ancient roman jews.
And in case you didn’t know, many law and moral codes were written many years before the Bible. The Bible didn’t invent morals, they just took old ones like don’t murder and rape, and made new useless ones like no figs.
Satan’s hold on Earth is increasing. Simple as that.
You mean more people are getting smart basically. Why would Satan want more control of Earth? God and Satan are at war and the people satan claims in life, are his warriors in the afterlife, and those claimed by God in life, are his warriors in the afterlife (I don’t actually believe this but it seems like the bast reason that satan would want people)
You are a fool to believe the pseudo-biblical spewings that that man calls scoence. It is magical thinking to believe that we are the center of everything. Let go of this stupid idea, Pauly. Over half a century of hard scientific fact beats the shit out of your cro-magnon era delusions conceived of vanity. Yes, I, an atheist is “holier” than your entire relgion based solely on the fact that i am humble. I accept that i am a part of a vast interstellar ecosystem abd that i am only a single speck in it. That humanity is a single speck in it. Unlike Christianity, which compares us to your God himself and screams that we are the only creatures he loves. The bible clearly states that women and animals are sent here purely for man’s entertainment, and that we are the center of everything. Do you understand how truly vian and disgusting that is?
The Hubble Telescope took a picture one night. In this one small single picture, it observed over 10,000 galaxies, most
Larger than our own. In each of these galaxies there are between forty million and three trillion stars, each of which could be a solar system of some sort. Now heres the kicker. That picture? It is merely 1/360000000000(one out of three hundred and sixty billionth) of the night sky we can observe. Take all of that in. 10,000X(40,000,000-3,000,000,000,000)X360,000,000,000= a whole bunch of possibilities for other life in the universe. It gets better. The universe is big. We simply can’t observe all of it yet. Scientists have theorized via radio-astronomy that our field of observable space and what the areas of space with matter in them is basically comparing a quarter (what we see) to the planet jupiter (what we can’t see). The point is that you(a speck) think that you,(a molecule in the universe we inhabit) and all of the human race (another speck) are the center of the universe (gigantic expanse of stardust, fire, rocks, explosions, light, dark energy, gasses, diamonds, other life, etcetera) and that we are it’s masters. You are a dumbass to believe it.
Scientifically Sound,
Ravix
you’re the foolish one “not important”. You are an absolute heathen because you reject Christ. open your mind to Him and you will be saved.
Hahahahaaa! Is that all you’ve got, Christian Science Study? Call me a heathen and tell me to try again?! I already did, dipshits. Guess what? Didn’t work. Give me “PROOF” and I will become a guided missile of science and reason and knock your fairy tales out of the sky! Or are you afraid you may find that I prove you wrong “Jim”? Come on. I’m begging you. Let me destroy your “science”.
can you absolutely and unequivocably prove to me, right now, that the Bible could not have been divinely inspired? you cannot.
Can you prove that it was? Oh and by the way, the whole “virgin birth” thing has been done a million times by other religions, so yes, I can prove it wasn’t divinely inspired. It is a set of rules set by the jewish faith reinforced with tales of a “virgin baby” that had been copied from countless other religions (many of whom were born on december 25th) and then a bunch of poetry tossed in like a fangirl to an anime. Keep it up.
Come on! I’m waiiiting! Strije me with your bolt of divine misguidedness so that i can subsequently stamp it to the ground!
People like this guy are the reason I can’t wait for time machines. That way we can settle this once and for all. I’m siding with evolution here, who’s with me?
The fact that you can believe this brings me ever closer to weeping for the fate of humanity, with my one saving hope being that this is just a troll.
I am no troll John. I am a true Christian.
So, i’ll humor you. Let’s say we are the center of the universe, excuse me, “His Created World” then please, answer me this: what is approximately the size of a 2012 U.S. quarter, moves across the sky at determined velocities (sorry, throwing the fundamentals of the basics of conceptualized physics…) and has clearly the capability of warming us up? It’s not the sun, because its much bigger than a quarter, it doesn’t move across our sky like you assume. So please, humor me now and answer me this basic question.
your imaginary friend Beelz?
Is this a real thing or is this a joke website? Do you actually believe this stuff. You do realize that just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean that it must be false. When they say that god works in mysterious ways, don’t you think your all powerful God could make the way things are today through evolution.
Scientists have got behind evolution only because there is a lot of evidence for it. Why can’t evolution be the HOW and not the WHAT. As in HOW god did all this and not WHAT did all this? If you are too stubborn to even see that then…. I fell sorry for you.
Sincerely
Someone who questions
dear friend, I completely believe this. All that God told us in the Bible is all that we need to know for salvation.
Yours in Christ,
Jim
What God? There is no salvation to be had. I have gone through your Baptism and your “Saving”. I was brought up by two conservative christian parents who both pushedbme hard to the path of your religion. Truth is, i never really believed in it any more than any ghost story i read. I tried as hard as my little body would allow. I danced and sang and prayed and opened my heart and was good and sanctimonious to my fellow child. I was an example of a child. I went to bible camp one year. It was a blast. We had awesome sing alongs, and our church was all in one team (Red 1). We canoed and swam and drove go karts and climbed and partied and drank slushies all under the pretense of god. There i truly felt my religion. I thought i had felt the grace of god touching my heart. On the final day i went, everyone was being saved. People crying and speaking in tongues left and right. Girls laying in the floor, weeping. It was one of the most beautiful and frightening things my 10 year old eyes had ever seen. I decided that i would try it. My pastor said that god’s words would xome to me and that i must speak them. I was afraid, but i opened my heart. The church gathered around me, set their hands on my shoulders, and i collapsed. My legs had buckled beneath me. I fell to the floor and my head landed on somebodys lap. And i laid there for a full three seconds waiting for words to come. None did. It was all a lie. I began spouting gibberish i had heard others saying for five minutes and got up. I had started to cry softly from the pure confusion that i had felt. Had god forsaken me? Had i done something wrong? What was wrong with me. I slowly stood, shaky, and my pastor asked me if what i had said truly been from my heart. Of course, i lied through my teeth. Yes. I began to wonder what all of the others were saying. I listened. A realization dawned on me. They were all jabbering in their own ways. They weren’t speaking sone hebrew language. Some of it even sounded like french jibber jabber (i take french, none of that was comprehendable other than one girl said what sounded like OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII). They were all making it up. They didnt want to be the weird one out of the group. I asked a lot of them. Many said they made it up so they wouldn’t look weird. It shocked mr. “Why?” i wondered. “Why would they lie about God’s blessing?” Only now do i get it. The camp is meant to strengthen the bond between you and your church group so that you will want to conform and be more like your friends, and so you will not want to say anything if you didn’t experience anything. It’s social brainwashing. And me falling down? The power of suggestion. Many men have been able to do a “no-hit KO” which was pretty much what i experienced. I believed i would fall, so i did. Simple psychology. It’s all fake, christianity, islam, all of them, fake. I’ve got even more stuff that can blow your argument wide open, and I will.
Look, I’m as much of a catholic as the next dude but, even you sound deluded into thinking this! There’s a reason that african americans are toned that way. The skin reacts to sun by darkening it’s tone, through generations and generations of being exposed to the hot african sun, their skin became dark toned, same reason mexicans aren’t born white, and same reason white people are white, we always lived in either europe, which gets really cold, or other places that you’re too idiotic to… what the fuck am I talking about, you’re just gonna throw some jesus bullshit in my face aren’t you
I’ll pray for you Anonymous.
Jim
Thank you for being a catholic and admitting this sounds pretty delusional!
I couldn’t stop laughing
neither could I. Evolution is such a joke.
Gravity is such a joke!! It hasn’t even been proven, it’s just a theory! Same thing with the germ theory, we can’t actually see these things, so they must not exist even though we have mountains of evidence on them!
He means at your stupidity. the reason christians are so happy all the time is cause ignorance is bliss.
It would appear it has made you the butt of the joke.
The devil accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally, and still he’s the antagonist in this violent fairy tail. Why? Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s our silent guardian. A watchful protector.
and you are a deluded heathen bound for Hell.
Zander brings a good point. Why is satan the bad guy of your religion? Because he questioned his father’s motives and tried to run it better? That’s kinda messed up, even if it is a story.
Maybe I should include this, Hades in Greek Mythology is often portrayed as evil when he actually watches over Tartarus where Krono’s remains lies.
I see. I’ve read this elsewhere. God is too picky. I have imagined what if Heaven and Hell are just two equal civilizations (Alien?) at war, and at this point Heaven is winning cause they have more control over Earth than Hell.
The “devil” kills somewhere around ten people and “god” kills millions but yeah i see your point! God’s just a good guy looking for a good time just like Joseph Kony or Stallin.
You have no idea what evolution is, even after us telling you what it actually is. Let me tell you again, Evolution is the change in a population of organisms over a loooooooong period of time.
“If evolution happens, then what do fish evolve into?”
They are constantly evolving, just that the changes are too small to be noticed. With our current technology, we won’t live long enough to see the major changes.
“If evolution happens, then how come the only time we see it is on pokemon?”
Go look up the proper definition of evolution.
“If evolution happens, then how come we still need police?”
Because a superior species that has intelligence would still commit crimes.
“If evolution happens, then why aren’t people born wearing clothes?”
because clothes aren’t part of our DNA.
“If evolution happens, then how come people are still born blind or deaf?”
Birth defects, accidents do happen.
“If evolution happens, then why are Canadians terrible at every sport except for hockey?”
You’re just being racist.
“If evolution happens, then how come we don’t see monkeys typing Shakespeare?”
Because they are not as intelligent as us.
“If evolution happens, then how come B-52s aren’t spontaneously created by tornados in junkyards?”
I facepalmed so hard. Nature at most can create the form, but the chances of it happening is very small, even if the form is created, it won’t work.
Also why would Jesus die for our sins? why couldn’t he have just forgiven us without this whole painful crucifiction? this sounds like an unnecessary chapter of this story used to create a dramatic effect.
God created a race of people who (being all knowing) knew they would piss him off, so then he killed his own son just so that he could forgive us for doing what he created us knowing we would do. Sounds like a useless circle to me.
so if the bible is true and the world is just thousands of years old, how would the bible explain fossils? as ive read somewhere, is it like “fossils were created to test our faith”? lol. thanks for the entertaining post though. made my day brighter. ^_^
Guys why bother even comment (slightly hypocritical
the guy just wants to look for a fight and if all he comes back with is that the bible is true and praise the lord etc, then you’re not exactly going to get a well informed educated response. If you’re just here to laugh and poke at him then please continue 
Wow. You are either an entertaining troll or a very stupid creationist. Hoping for the former because the latter would require levels of stupidity that make me fear for our planet.
If you don’t believe in Evolution maybe you shouldn’t believe in getting a flu shot every year. The reason we need a new one is cause the flu virus is a simple enough organism, it evolves so rapidly that it find a way to get past the human immune system. so SCIENTISTS collect a small, dead sample to inject into humans to redy their immune system at no risk of actually getting the virus. If you thing I’m lying ask your doctor next time you go why you need a new flu injection once a year. then maybe you will stop getting them, then get the flu, and then that STILL won’t be enough evidence to un-brainwash your dumbass evangelical mine
This is terrible. It’s just 2 minutes of research with 10 minutes of Photoshop. A lot of the “racist” ideas of evolution are no longer supported by legit scientists and have been disproved. There are many incorrect ideas that you have about evolution that can be easily explained. For instance the apes today are not what man descended from; they have evolved alongside man for millions of years and we share a common ancestor. But this is not about the science. It is about your inability to understand or even try to understand. You would rather put your fingers in your ears and ignore common sense and evidence while judging others helps make you feel important and special. The fact that you are completely serious is what is the most disconcerting. You should spend less time attacking things you do not want to understand on the internet and more time helping the poor and others in reality which I’m sure would please Christ more.
I don’t think you’re allowed to use the word science in your name if there is no actual science in what you’re talking about…
The definition of Evolution: “Change over time”. That’s it.
Also, you are a little confused about the difference between evolution and Natural Selection. Evolution is change over time, whilst Natural Selection ‘weeds out’ weaker animals. Natural selection drives evolution.
The “Why don’t we see babies from others” etc I because they are different animals.
This is some of the worst bull crap I have ever heard. First of all, science is what puts helps put food on your table, and keeps you and your family healthy. Also you sir are a misinformed crackpot who should pick up a book other than your outdated bible and open up your mind to what lies outside of your small, closed world that you have there.
It really surprises me that we allow people like this to walk the streets, teach our children, and worst of all run our country. Seriously man the Bible all in all is a moral guide book the stories are not meant to taken seriously the lessons are.
If evolution wasn’t true, why are people different?
OK, Seriously…. I mean really how can you be so ignorant of science that this “If evolution happens, how come nobody has ever seen a human baby coming from a chimp or a chimp baby coming out of a human?” is even a question. But Here goes a try.
Answer to your first question: “Humans and monkeys have a common ancestor that we both evolved from. Think of it like a Tree. The main trunk splits off in two different directions, now the leaves from the left branch cannot make the leaves from the right branch, and vise-versa. That is the simple answer”
Answer 2: “Fish will evolve into what ever comes next, that is to be determined by what characteristics display to be most prominent and best suited for the environments they are in.”
Answer 3: “Pokemon is Fictional, Hope you can see that, and evolution is change over a long period of time, you will never see a mouse poof into a lion or anything like that, most you may see is a new spot on a newt (poor example but it fits the bill)”
Answer 4: “Police, they are the by product of social necessity due to life in groups, every bushel has a bad apple.”
Answer 5: “That is the most stupid thing I have heard. Humans were at one point covered with thick hair, but through the times we have gotten thinner and thinner hair. So we are born with the same hairs per inch as our baser cousins but fair finer and less warming.”
Answer 6: “Shit happens”
Answer 7: “Stereotypes are not the work of evolution just idiots.”
Answer 8: “Monkeys don’t write, and evolution has nothing to do with that question.”
Answer 9: “Evolution is a biological process, B-52s are a-biotic. (not living, I know big words can scare you)”
And I don’t expect and answer to this from you till Monday or you may be going to hell, you know that whole working on a sabbath, buttons are part of that. Good day.
God, you all are fucking idiots. Get over yourselves, I respect and will see that the right of “Free Speech” is upheld. But no-one give a fuck about your pissing contest, come the fuck on.
The writer has to be trolling, nobody is this ridiculously stupid, at least I really hope not. I mean seriously, trying to prove evolution isn’t real because Canadian’s can only play hockey well, and suck at all other sports?
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
-Epicurus
Don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much in my life. How can you have so ludicrously misunderstood the concept of evolution?
Ordinarily I’d suggest that you actually read Darwin’s books -because you clearly haven’t- before you debunk his theory, but I get the feeling you’re a hopeless case.
Furthermore, creationist scientists aren’t censored, but they are generally ignored due to their delusion, and have contributed little to the scientific community.
It is a great shame that you cannot appreciate the astounding wonders of the natural world; far more fantastic and awe-inspiring than any miracle of the bible.
Dude haven’t you seen Planet of the Apes? It proves the evolution of us “monkeys” in the same way the Bible proves the existence of God. In the words of Shakespeare, “Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.” That quote has no meaning in this context, but I just wanted to prove that we “monkeys” can indeed write (in this case, type) Shakespeare.
OMG! Thank you for this, I needed a good laugh, I can’t wait to see what religion evolves from Twilight in 2000 years.
Not only are you completely misinformed on the way evolution actually works, you take that ignorance to dazzling conclusions.
Presuming to know why evolution doesn’t work, while lacking knowledge of it’s actual process is insulting to the intelligence of your readers, fellow christians, and to your own credibility.
Non-scientists, with no methodology, no unbiased experimentation, no evidence whatsoever, cannot disprove 150 years of scientific method. Especially not with a belief system of iron age palestine.
It would be a humble and respectable position to say “I am a Christian, I have faith in God, and faith is basis of my beliefs.”
Attempting to refute fact with this minuscule calibre of rhetoric is as futile as this very comment is. I’m quite sure it will take 4-6 years of high school biology and an understanding of scientific method to realise what you’re clinging to is ONLY faith.
I am not misinformed at all. I know evolution really ,really well, and I know that its a lie.
Then you’re clearly deluded.
Your “crocoduck” and “why are there monkey’s” comments show a complete misunderstanding of speciation. A fundamental principle of evolution.
At least have the basics understood before you start criticising.
So Miguel, if evolution is true, then how come a banana fits the human hand perfectly? It didn’t “evolve” to be eaten. It was created by God for us.
Then tell me, how evolution works, from your understanding, since you know SO much more about it than those of us who actually don’t try to turn it all into fake god crock of shit.
Who is crafting this ‘lie’ and why?
the mainstream scientific establishment and heathen atheists who are trying to take this great nation away from Christ
“So Miguel, if evolution is true, then how come a banana fits the human hand perfectly? It didn’t “evolve” to be eaten. It was created by God for us.”
That is not true.
Wild bananas don’t look like they fit human hand. they actually look more like nuts. Arc-shaped Bananas have been made through humans causing them to evolve that way in labs and gardens.
Our hands are not a fixed shape. They’re “perfectly designed” to fit around anything small enough.
Did you know that monkeys, I know you love monkeys, have a far more efficient way of opening bananas than we do?
Surely God made bananas for us, but gave the better technique to the monkeys.
no. Monkeys just get to play with bananas more in the jungle.
I see.
Things I’ve learned:
There’s a correlation between the shape of objects we can handle efficiently and their gifted divinity to mankind.
Any other uses of that object by any other species is by complete chance or by familiarity.
Also, fruit didn’t evolve to be eaten.
It’s tasty and easy to eat because it was purposefully created.
Things that have been disproved by these teachings:
1) Humans are not evolved, versatile mammals with opposable thumbs on hands capable of gripping almost anything.
2) If it fits, I grips.
I am now an enlightened believer in the divine purpose.
To whom do I send my tithings.
Love of the Lord to you,
Miguel
(God is Great)
Miguel,
As far as fruit, they were meant to be eaten through evolution. That’s why their seeds are inside them.
When a creature, say a dog, eats an apple, it usually swallows the seeds. The seeds are not digested, and are defacated by the dog in a different location
The seeds use the feces as fertilizer, and grows there.
Thus, population of the Apple tree.
i’m sorry that your intelligence has been stunted by thousands of years of bigotry, lies, and corruption. I can see no other reason why you can follow BULLSHIT so blindly.
What’s wrong with critical thinking? What’s wrong with finding the TRUTH of our origin? What’s wrong with using proven evidence to support a theory?
How can you say that god exists because a book said so? There is absolutely no evidence saying god exists. Your bible has been re-written, re-translated, and re-worded countless times. How can you say that it’s true?
Blind faith is a dangerous thing.
nothing Jason. Nothing at all. So why does the “scientific” community silence Creationist thinkers who try to use that proven evidence to prove the truth abuot this planet?
Jim
The scientific community probably has enough evidence for evolution such that they can write a book much thicker than the bible, also the bible is so old, the original message could be lost by the countless translation.
the scientific also has plenty of evidence for a flat Earth. doesn’t make it true.
I really… really… don’t know what to say… I can’t tell if you’re trolling.
Are you….. are you kidding me? You must be joking, impossibly serious here. You honestly believe that you have an unbreakable counter argument to EVERYTHING that has been PROVEN by science? You see, the bible requires you to just believe it’s all true. Science relies on details and observations that have been tested. “Evolution in pokemon” is NOTHING like how evolution in science is. For starters, you don’t see a puppy fighting other puppies to “level up” and then “evolve” into a full grown dog, do you? Here’s hoping this is just a massive troll.
Evolution is as stupid as pokemon. They’re both made up.
You see, evolution has all kinds of evidence backing it up, and you’re dense enough to just throw it in the trash bin labeled “lies!”. Also, something being “stupid” has nothing to do with it being “made up”.
its made up by the heathen scientists twilex. Haven’t you ever seen expelled?
First of, you spelled my “name” wrong when it’s right there in plain sight. Second, how can you even be sure YOU guys are right when others way before you have said the same thing? For all you know the flying spaghetti monster exists.
the FSM does not exist. it was invented by Bobby Henderson in a drunken stupor.
And if he had told people about it thousands of years ago they would believe him just as easily as one would believe that there was a man in the sky. To be honest I’m not against religion at all, just the ones that try to shove their ideas down other’s throats, or are so devoted to their beliefs that they can’t see any form of reason and discount any other ideas as fiction.
I’ve seen reason. I was raised an atheist. I chose to turn to Christ because unlike atheism, the lie, Christianity is the truth.
So you first thought that there was no god, then you thought there was. Yeah, sure makes you sound sure of yourself there. If you’re wrong once there’s a likely change you’re wrong again somewhere.
I found God in my life. I saw proof of His existence. I talk about that in multiple places on this blog.
I’ll be praying for you friend.
Jim
You see, I was raised christian, but later on I noticed how little it really made sense to me. Sure, the bible talks about all kinds of miracles that were done all that time ago. Do you see miracles like that now? I don’t recall anything happening to save lives during the holocaust, and don’t give me any bull about it being “the jew’s fault” because it wasn’t all them that were slaughtered mercilessly.
“you’re not willing to open your mind to JEsus. at that point I cannot help you.”
Your losing point. You just admitted that you have nothing to tell me other than to “open my mind to jesus”. This essentially tells me you have no idea what you’re talking about anymore and are desperately clinging to a futile idea that you’re STILL right.
This is the most ignorant thing I have ever read, I think I just went a bit daft reading it….. May science bless your brain one day.
I have seen science Kimberly. I accept true Christian science, not atheistic drivel.
Yours in Christ,
Jim
And here’s a thing I don’t get. Religion and Science don’t mix well. Ever. So how in the bloody world can there be “Christian Science”? Science as far as religion goes is blindly believing something just because it’s written in a book that’s ages old.
It’s not blind belief. the evidence is clearly there. Hop on over to Answers in Genesis or ICR. THey have plenty of proof.
Try looking for evidence that’s not purely mentioned in in a religious text.
the RATE project is not mentioned in a religious text.
I’ve never heard of this “RATE” project. Explain this nonsense.
the rate project proves a young earth. you can find it through AIG
So tell me, is the earth is as young as you believe, what are dinosaur fossils then? How’d they get buried under the earth?
they were buried in the Flood. its proven by Flood Geology, work started by George McCready Price and ultimately built by Whitcomb and Morris in their text the Genesis Flood.
Unless there was more than one flood I assume you mean the one that brought about the whole noah’s ark thing. Which brings up yet another question, how could you even think that you could fit two o EVERY animal (not counting ones that could breathe underwater) inside a wooden boat that size? And then have enough food stored for them afterward? And don’t say god magically blessed it or something like that.
there has been plenty of good Creationist work done on that, you need only open your eyes and look.
I was reading about greek mythology when I stumbled upon this part where Zeus flooded the Earth and let a couple live by warning them about the flood, they built a boat and survived the flood which took place for 9 days, that sounded like the story of Noah’s Ark, Ancient Greece started in 8 or 6 BC and wasn’t the bible written much later?
I can’t help but feel like you keep saying stuff like that to avoid actually explaining anything. In other words, I think you’re being lazy with your answers. Very much.
I shouldn’t have to “open my mind” if you were capable of giving straight answers. Clearly you can’t even understand your own thoughts because they’re too clouded by your blind faith and ignorance of anything that can be proven by fact.
I embraced Jesus Twilix, and that is all I need.
And there’s your key losing point. You say that “embracing Jesus” is all you need. Well not everyone has the same needs now do they? You can blather all you want over how you’re simply satisfied in your belief alone but that doesn’t mean you can assume everyone will be just as satisfied. Many people want answers, not blind faith.
they will have no true answers without Jesus.
Are you implying you have true answers? If so, why not explain them? If not, then why don’t you have answers?
Twilix has a point. Clearly there is something we are all missing here Jim. Could you explain to us exactly how Creation Science works? And provide evidence for it as well? Results that you can consistently reproduce?
Holy crap, why is it always the day you piss off the entire internet i can’t reach a computer! Seriously! Myself and Reason are your most dedicated hecklers. I feel left out!
I think he pretty much gave up since he hasn’t replied to any of my two arguments that I brought up above your comment.
Well he should I’ve been arguing with him since he started this blog. Never presents any logical argument. Did Reddit send you guys? the last time he had this response it was because of Reddit.
Oh, and whatisthis, but he was here. Let me go to your newest post now!
I know that at least I was from Reddit. The others are likely from there was well.
Ah OK, make the front page of r/atheism? I must have missed it, but i come here every few days to argue with a fundie. I find it to be a surprisingly good way to vent stress. OFF TO REDDIT!
In case you’re wondering, I found this blog from 4chan’s /sci/ board.
what is a 4chan sci board?
what is a 4chan sci board? its where sinners go to play
Well, crap, i posted this site to atheism on reddit but it didnt take off. Keep trying, i guess.
Okay Jimmy boy ol’ buddy ol’ pal. Could you please give me your understanding of evolution? I mean seriously, could you please take a few minutes to type down how you think evolution works? For Science?
Evolution is false. Me and Jim recommend the readings of true scientists such as Dr. Kent Hovind and the other works from Answers in Genesis to understand why there are so many problems in our society caused by believing in evolution.
How about you two stop avoiding questions and give straight answers. Stop telling us to go to what other people have said already and give us information in YOUR words. Stop being lazy ignorants.
How about you read the Genesis account with an open mind and speak with the Holy Spirit like me and Jim do. You evilutionists are being lazy ignorants when you refuse to call upon the Lord for guidance.
*Jim and I*
If you are going to write please do so intelligibly. Also, it bugs the hell out of me. What Reason said, explain what evolution is, not your stance on it.
How am I being the lazy one when you guys are still avoiding questions? You say that we need guidance, but what we really need is for you to explain things in YOUR words. I doubt that you can even comprehend what I’m trying to tell you here.
you’re not willing to open your mind to JEsus. at that point I cannot help you.
Christian Science is basically fairy tales mixed with pseudo-inspirational quotes that they made up. Don’t try to get a straight answer from them. They’ll just point you to some bullshit scientist that the entire scientific community has abandoned for being batshit insane.
So what you are saying is that Christianity has no ill effects? How many good men have died because of that stupid book? Christianity caused the bigoted carnage of the Holy Crusades, the evils of the Nazi Holocaust, the pure horror of the Spanish Inquisition? Many a genocide has been launched in the name of your god. Those are just historical accounts. How about some modern accounts? The religious brainwashing your faith causes leads men to become fanatical and close-minded, making them persecute anything that is different from what they find right. How about that moment when that god a little boy has been seeking all of his life doesn’t come to him when the pastors say he WILL come? That’s what happened to me. And i still believed in him for years because my parents had brainwashed me, hardwired it into my head, but i rewired a year or two back. How about a boy who has had romantic feelings toward another boy (this one i haven’t experienced) and never is allowed to show them because his parents told him that he would burn in hell for all of eternity? Then when that little boy has grown up and married a woman, he can’t “get it up” and realizes he’s gay, and that breaks the poor woman’s heart and leads them both to suicide. How about that? Does that account for some collateral damage?That happens a lot, here in homophobe land. Cristianity teaches that any sexuality other than straight is a sin. Your faith has employed the doctrine that on top of a sin, it is an illness, which is wrong. For centuries, men of science have tried to “cure” gay, but they couldn’t! That js becausw it is genetic. Not hereditary, but genetic. It is well believed that sexuality of an individual is derived on conception.These age-old techniques to “cure” gay are still being employed in some christian institutions, but all they serve to do is make the homosexual feel guilty about their cravings or braonwash them into believing they are straight, which causes impotency with the spouse they are honestly not attracted to, followed by shame. It happens all the time, even now. I can go on forever about all of the terrible things done by christians past and present. Atheism/evolution is not the problem here. I promise. Please, Martin, see reason instead of using blind devotion to make yoursekf nelieve in the half-baked theories of a scientist. I hope this helped you.
dude, evolution caused the Holocaust. Read Weikart’s From Darwin to Hitler.
The University of Colorado has stated that there is no known evidence that Adolph Hitler ever read Darwin’s writings, jackass. The book is a desperate evangelical attempt to undermine evolution. You are in check, friend. Your move.
You mean the man that made this community and is currently in prison for multiple tax evasions? Sounds like a man to follow. He is serving 10 years, ladies and gents.
Kent Hovind? He was wrongly put in prison for doing the Lords work. God doesn’t tax those who do his work.
Sure, “God” doesn’t tax people. But the Government does. Like it or not, taxes are unavoidable. Also, “doing the lord’s work” has nothing to do with why he’s in prison. He simply tried to use god as an excuse to get out of paying money. Check, your move.
Also, according to the bible, one must “obey the law of the land”. I can’t remember tge exact passage, but i read it while looking up if pot was against Christianity. It’s in Romans.
Strange how the bible itself is so useful in arguments against these guys, isn’t it?
WAIT HOLD ON ….. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????? Did you Evolution caused the Holocaust.????? Ive been reading all the comments, and all you seem to be able to type is Evoluation is fake you are a heathen”. But if evolution is fake as you claim, how did it casue the holocaust?
Also, Is it possible that evolution was made my the Lord. Is one day to him the same as one day to us? On one ” day” he created living things. Whos to say that in that “day” he created fish, sat back, looked at them, removed the fins and gave it legs and lungs, and gave it to adam who called it “frog”? Evolution is possible in a biblical sense. I think … I dont really know, but that is my interpretation. What do you think?
In Christ,
John
proof god exists- when I put 6:66 into my microwave my popcorn burns! checkmate atheists…
Basically sums up how ridiculous this is.
I have never read such a ridicous, misiformed, stupid, idiotic, brainwashed, completely stupid page in myife until I read what the guy wrote. Evolution has hundreds of facts pointing towards it. It happens daily in micro evolution, over time with macro evolution. Just sayig believe in God is not proving a point, but showing how you have nothin left to say even one tenth intelligent.
Evolution is a lie created by Satan, friend.
You are either the greatest troll ever. Or and this is far more likely you have no idea what evolution actually says.
Wow. Just wow. A crocoduck? Have you ever read anything on the THEORY of evolution? Perhaps if you had even a basic understanding of how God’s creatures mate, you wouldn’t be making such overwhelmingly embarrassing statements. If Jesus is your savior, that’s great; but, that’s no excuse to not educate yourself. Are you not interested in the world around you? Whether Created by God or not? You know that we purposely create new breeds of dogs, right? That in 100 years, dogs have undergone massive changes? When a black person mates with a white person, the offspring appears mixed. The reason black people “aren’t extinct” is because they continue to mate with their own kind for the most part as with the other races. The reason there isn’t a crocoduck is because those two species can not mate. It’s impossible bro. The point is the crocodile over thousands of years changes due to only certain ones surviving and mating. The dominant traits that allowed them to survive get passed on and amplified thoughout generations (1000′s, not 50 years). I’d their environment changes they either adapt (evolve) and survive or go extinct. Even I’d your god does exist these things are still going on. We even see it in plants. Stop bumbling like a moron and pull your head out of your ass. Jesus doesn’t like dumb people.
dude. it’s a theory, not a fact. if evolution were true they’d call it a fact.
Theory. You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means. (At least in this concept)
a theory is a guess bro
An EDUCATED guess at the least. Scientific theories are comprised around observed facts. Then again, I wouldn’t expect you to even comprehend what I’m saying because of your blatant ignorance of the theory of evolution itself.
its just a theory man. it’s not truth. its just a theory and thats all it ever will be.
How can you prove evolution is false? Without of course bringing the devil into it or throwing out your lame “crocoduck” excuse. Go ahead, give evidence that doesn’t involve god.
entropy. and the Earth isn’t old enough.
And what proof do you have of the earth not being old enough? How can you show (again, without including god in this) how old the earth really is?
how can you show that the earth is 4.6 billion years old? you can’t. its all based on assumptions, not fact.
Just like how the idea that there is a god is an “assumption”. But I bet you’ll find some bullshit excuse for god to be real and science not to be.
can you show me a watch that wasn’t designed? No. The universe is far mroe complex than a watch.
Watches are manufactured by man, and don’t contain people inside talking about their “divine creator”. As I said, I knew there’d be a bullshit excuse. A watch has nothing in common with a planet populated by life.
Well isn’t god a theory also? As there is no proof? And the bible Isnt proof. If you say it is then your bascially saying that a book is proof. Therefore saying all paperwork of data for evolution as science are proof and there fore true
Yes the watch does. Both the watch and watch share the same complexities. The planet is just too complex for evolution, which is only a theory, to be explained!
Twilix01, we recommended that you read the scientific articles from Dr. Kent Hovind as well as the other scientific articles from Answers in Genesis.
Now, I have a question for you. What makes you so sure the bible is truly “god’s word”? Just because it says so? Well by that logic I can write a book that says it’s god’s word and people will have to accept that.
REJECT EVILUTION IN ALL ITS FORMS!
What Proof is there that god created everything?
If you say the bible and genesis. Well the bible wasn’t written by god.
The genesis story. If god created man on the 6th then who was their to document all the other activity. You tell me that whoever wrote the genesis story was told by god? What if he was lieing and it actually took a couple of months? Adam and Eve; Cain killed Able so obviously Cain interbred with his mother. So all your ideas of creation are from a book that was written by an un known source telling a story told to them but a being who has never been seen or has any proof of existence part from this book!
Now I’m not a scientist. But to me there is more hard data to show how the universe came into being and how life progresses through evolution. That from a story written 2000 years about my someone who spoke to something that does exist but there is no proof of existing. So if I wrote a book now and made up my own genesis and what not and said I was told this by something no1 can see or hear then I could technically start my own religion.
If your god does exist then surely all the others exist. So If he creates everything then he or she would have created the others? Or are you saying those people who believe in beings of which there are no proof are wrong and that they should believe in your being of which there is no proof. A bit contradicting.
And as for your crocoduck. Use a bit of common sense. Those are teo different species. That has nothing to do with evolution.
I’m not saying religion is bad. A lot of it is bad I’m mean nearly all wars on either started through religion. But it brings happiness to people. That’s ok by me. My nan is religions and she’s happy. She knows I don’t believe and she is ok with that. And she agrees religion should not be forced on others religion is something one needs to discover by them selves to truly understand it.
This is clearly utter bullshit, if you had ever even bothered to read a basic theory of evolution, you would understand things better. You are clearly racist, not the theory, because no where in the theory of evolution does it say that white people are more evolved, it says that white people are better adapted for cooler environments, and black people are better adapted to warmer environments, as their skin doesn’t burn as easily.