Evolution. So stupid, even a caveman can laugh at it.

Dear readers,

If evolution were true, then why are there still Black people in America? The evolutionists teach that people of different races are evolved for different places, and that white people are far higher evolved than their non-white kin. This is truly racist, and truly stupid. But, for your viewing pleasure, I will show you one of their examples of this bullshittery:

 

Note how the White person is compared to a Greek statue while the Black person is compared to a Chimpanzee. This is clearly racist, and clearly nonsense.  After all, the Bible teaches us that ALL of humanity was created by God, through a lovingly scripted, perfect creative act.  The evolutionists would teach us that blacks are inferior to whites. So when slavery ended in America and the importation of African slaves was ended, Black people should have gone extinct  in the Americas. Did this happen? NO! Just look at any sports team or inner city, or the American White House. These people are everywhere. Just like white people and Asians.  Non-whites are not going extinct in America. If evolution were true, then white people would drive all non-white races to extinction all across the world.

And hey, if evolution were true, then how come nobody has ever found a crocoduck?  These things are things we should expect to find if evolution were true. We should find creatures such as this one:

 

If evolution were true, we would expect to find millions and billions of these hybrids. We find none. And here’s another question, if man came from monkeys, then how come we still have monkeys?  Can’t answer that honestly, can you evolutionists? If evolution were true, man would have driven the monkey into extinction.

Here’s something else to think about. If evolution were true, then the world would have to be billions of years old. But its not. Answers in Genesis and the ICR have clearly documented the fact that the world is thousands, not millions or billions, of years old.  These are True Christian thinkers not corrupted by Satan or bribed into lies by the American Academy of Stalinists (scientists).  Evolution is a lie boys and girls. Don’t let your children be deluded by the evolutionists. There are true Christian scientists such as Ken Ham, Michael Oard, John Baumgardner,  Duane Gish, and Kent Hovind who have done real science, but are being censored by the atheistic “mainstream” scientific establishment. The real truth is out there. You just won’t find it in the pages of “Nature”.

If evolution happens, how come nobody has ever seen a human baby coming from a chimp or a chimp baby coming out of a human?

If evolution happens, then what do fish evolve into?

If evolution happens, then how come the only time we see it is on pokemon?

If evolution happens, then how come we still need police?

If evolution happens, then why aren’t people born wearing clothes?

If evolution happens, then how come people are still born blind or deaf?

If evolution happens, then why are Canadians terrible at every sport except for hockey?

If evolution happens, then how come we don’t see monkeys typing Shakespeare?

If evolution happens, then how come B-52s aren’t spontaneously created by tornados in junkyards?

Evolution is stupid. Evolution is a lie.  Reject the sin of evolution and embrace the Truth of the Bible.

From your friends at Creation Science Study.

 

204 thoughts on “Evolution. So stupid, even a caveman can laugh at it.

  1. Herpy McDerp says:

    I loled.

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