Halloween is Ungodly

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Halloween is the Devil’s holiday!

Originally posted on creationsciencestudy:

Dear Christians,

Do you know that Halloween is a very, very ungodly holiday that comes from Hell? That’s right, heathens! Halloween is a time of worshiping evil, evolution, homosexuality, adultery, witchcraft, satanism, and it is a time when Satan is invited into our lives. Think that your children are safe in deluded churches that endorse this heathen holiday? Well, think again! God is being mocked and he despises the celebration of this pagan filth in his sacred temples of worship, in our schools, and in the neighborhoods. It is time for us to remind our children why they were baptized and washed in the blood of Jesus Christ; not the blood of sacrificed offerings for the Devil to get candy.

Jack o'lanterns are of the Devil.

Jack o’lanterns are of the Devil.

The unholy holiday traces its beginnings in the British Isles during a time of occupation by barbaric pagans called the “Druids.” This unholy civilization…

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Halloween and the Whores of Babylon

These unchaste women are inspired by Satan!

Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that Halloween is a day inspired by Satan? Every year on October 31st, Satanic heathen scum and moderate “Christians” get together, dress up in ungodly costumes, and knock on each other’s doors asking for candy and poisoning each other’s children. In fact, in Seattle, people are even giving out marijuana-laced candy this year! This is a holiday created for Satan, by Satan, for the benefit of Satan.

Every Halloween, celebrities and college girls alike go out in very immodest clothing trying to find a fun sexual fling for the night….even though adultery and fornication is of the Devil and not of God.  These heathen whores of Babylon are headed straight to Hell, where Satan will torture them for all eternity. Why? Because they embraced their Satanic animalistic urges for the penis instead of their spiritual yearnings for Jesus. Do not let your daughters celebrate Halloween, my brothers and sisters in Christ, lest they burn in Hell.

Kim Kardahasian, Satan’s slut, on Halloween

A common heathen tradition on Halloween is the viewing of the Rocky Horror Satan Show. Each and every Halloween, “Transylvanians” gather together to view homosexual heathenmongerer Tim Curry prance around onscreen with a half-naked Susan Sarandon.  These “Transylvanians” are not truly from Transylvania, but rather worship the cult of Rocky. They throw rice and toast at the screen (wasting food that could be used to feed the poor instead), scream obscenities, engage in a practice called “elbow sex,” and do an ungodly Wicca-inspired dance called the Time Warp, which, incidentally, has much hidden symbolism involving pentagrams. This show is Satanic and must be avoided at all costs! It even glorifies Cannibalism!

Atheists and Darwinists love watching the Rocky Horror Satan Show on Halloween!

Not all servants of Satan view the Rocky Horror Satan Show on Halloween. Other Satanic whores of Babylon go out on Halloween dressed in outfits that glorify the Devil and deny the divinity of God. These heathens replace God with an animalist Darwinist icon of sexuality, thus breaking multiple commandments (thou shalt not commit adultery, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, and thou shalt not have false gods come to mind immediately). Remember boys and girls, unsaved sinners go straight to hell!

Halloween glorifies Satan and sex!

Halloween is an ungodly “holiday” that glorifies sin and makes a mockery of death. Jesus vanquished death by dying for our sins. However, on Halloween, many heathen sinners go out dressed as “zombies,” which are creatures that have risen from the dead to kill others. They also dress as heathen spirits and vampires! This is sinful stuff!

a heathen “vampire” costume, again glorifying sexuality.

God hates sin! God hates the sinful implications of Halloween! And if you celebrate Halloween, then God hates you! It is time we take back October for Jesus! It is time we take back America for Christ! Satan wants your daughter to dress as a whore of Babylon. Don’t let the Devil win. Keep her in clothes!

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian!

http://www.creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com

good parents don’t let their daughters dress like this!

Evilution, the Darwin Delusion!

Greetings True Christians!

Tonight I want to talk to you about Darwin’s damnable doctrine, the false doctrine of evolution! The ideology of evilution is a lie created by Satan himself and placed inside the mind of former Christian Charles Darwin! Did you know that even Charles Darwin knew evilution was just stupid? In his book Origin of the Species, he said that the complex nature of the eye disproves his theory. Don’t believe me? Here’s the quote:

“To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree.”–Charles Darwin, Origin of the Species.

In fact, Charles Darwin was so put off by the lie of evolution that he ultimately repented on his deathbed, admitting that his theory was false. Why then, did Darwin publish a theory of evilution in the first place? Well Charles Darwin was originally a Christian who studied to be a minister, but then he became very angry with God after his daughter died. The doctrine of evilution was a Satan-inspired doctrine published by Darwin in an attempt to deny the existence of God and lead people away from Christ. Of course, in the end, Darwin’s attempt to disprove God failed, but not without leading scores of people straight to the depths of hell and spawning such evil doctrines as communism, atheism, nazism, heathenism, agnosticism, feminism, deism, widespread support for homosexuality and gay marriage, overactive teenage sexual activity, rape, murder, and the wanton killing of the unborn known as abortion! God hates evilution, evilution denies the Bible, and a belief in evilution will lead you straight to Hell!

This is what happens to Darwinists!

Did you know that evilution is so stupid that a five year old can disprove it? Here is a list of facts that absolutely disprove the fool’s theory of Darwinism:

1. Darwinists just love Carbon Dating…but Carbon Dating is so inaccurate that the same object is often given five different dates when dated by five different people! Carbon 14 Dating is based on assumptions, not science! Checkmate, Darwinists!

2. Darwinists believe that random unguided processes and random mutations led us from goo to zoo to you! But has a wind storm ever created a Boing 757 in a junkyard? I think not! That’s the exact kind of magic that Darwinists want us to believe! That’s just stupid. Checkmate, Darwinists!

3. Darwinists believe that man came from monkeys. But if man came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys around? Checkmate, Darwinists!

4. Darwinists lied to you about the dinosaurs. They want you to believe that the dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. But there is proof that dinosaurs and man lived together. That fact automatically disproves Darwinism! Checkmate, Darwinists!

here’s a picture of man hunting dinosaurs. checkmate, Darwinists!

5. The Darwinists believe that their grandparents were fish and their ancestors were rocks. Now that’s just stupid! Was your uncle a monkey? I don’t think so! Checkmate Darwinists!

6. The Bible tells us that a good tree cannot bear bad fruit, but the tree of Darwinism has born murder, rape, atheism, Nazism, Stalinism, torture, communism, school shootings, and many other evils. This is not a good tree! Checkmate, Darwinists!

the tree of evolution is an evil tree!

7. Did you know that there is absolutely no proof of an old earth? The “geologic column” is a myth made up by Darwinists to try to prove evolution true! The geologic column doesn’t exist anywhere on Earth except in the Darwinist textbooks! Not only that, but there are thousands of petrified trees across the world, crossing across layers that are supposed to be millions of years old! Have you ever seen a tree standing up for millions of years? Now that’s just stupid folks! Checkmate, Darwinists!

a wonderful disproof of the millions of years lie!

8. Darwinists believe that birds came from crocodiles that came from fish! How come nobody has ever found a crocoduck? Checkmate, Darwinists!

9. Darwinists believe that there must be millions of transitional fossils in order for evolution to be true! However, there has never been a true transitional fossil discovered! Archaeopteryx was a true bird, and Tiktaalik was a true amphibian! The only “transitional fossils” that show any evidence for evolution have been faked by Darwinists. These include Archaeoraptor and Piltdown Man. If evolution were true, then how come the Darwinists have to make up transitional fossils? Checkmate, Darwinists!

10. Darwinists have no evidence for evolution between kinds. They can show wolves evolving into dogs, or birds evolving into other birds, but that’s not really evolution, that’s change within a kind! And guess what, God allowed for that to happen. It is always possible for a Created Kind to change within its kind, but never between kinds. And change within a kind is the only change the fossil record shows! Checkmate, Darwinists!

11. Darwinists believe that there is no God, yet they have a blind faith in random mutation. Darwinists believe that mutations can create an increase in information in the genome, yet NO MUTATION EVER OBSERVED has resulted in an increase in information! They’re lying to you!! Checkmate, Darwinists!

12. Darwinists reject God, yet they believe in a magic spaghetti monster that they claim even molested Jesus! Now that’s just sinful and stupid. Accept the evil spaghetti monster and go straight to Hell! Checkmate, Darwinists!

the evil satanic spaghetti monster!

These are just many of the lies created by the Darwinists! Do not be drawn in by Darwin, Dawkins, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and other agents of Satan! These heathens are going straight to the fires of hell. Do not accept Darwinism, but repent and accept the Truth of the Bible! Jesus died for our sins, but don’t let the evil ungodly Charlie D. and his minions delude you!

The Truth Group is right! Tyson is an agent of the Devil!

My brothers and sisters in Christ, let us reject the lie of evolution and all of its evil ungodly fruits! Let us accept the Truth of the Bible, which tells us that the Earth is young and created by God! It is time to get Darwin out of the textbooks and replace evilution with True Christian Creation Science!  It is time to take back our campuses for Jesus! It is time to take back our classrooms for Christ! Write your senators and representatives and ask them to write legislation challenging the teaching of Darwinism and other false doctrines! Let us do this for Jesus! Together we can return America to it’s Christian foundations!

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

http://www.creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com

Rick Santorum doesn’t believe in Darwin’s delusion! Santorum is a True Christian who accepts Creation! Vote for Rick Santorum, God’s candidate for president in 2016!

Who loves Honey Boo Boo? Satan, the devil, and Lucifer too!

the face of evil!

Greetings True Christians!

Do you hear those thundering footsteps as they run towards the buffet? Can you hear the screams of terror as normal people step away? Here comes Honey Boo Boo, Satan’s youngest toy. Every time she eats more food, Lucifer laughs with joy.

My brothers and sisters in Christ, God hates Honey Boo Boo and her mother. They are both known gluttons, and obesity is sinful. Have you ever seen a fat servant of God? I’m willing to bet the answer is no.  Gluttony is sinful and it keeps needed food away from the starving children who need it most.  Honey Boo Boo’s mother is clinging to earthly pleasures in this world by incessantly pushing food into her daughter’s mouth, and is leading herself and her family to an eternity in Hell.

this glutton is leading her children straight to Hell!!!

Do you know what the Bible says about people who lead their children into sin?  Let’s take a look at Mark 9:42. “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea.” Those are the words of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!  If I was Honey Boo Boo’s mother, I would be deeply afraid. The Bible is clear, she is headed for an eternity in the lake of fire.

this is where Honey Boo Boo’s mom is leading her children!

And that’s just because of the food! Not to mention, her and her family have sold out to create an ungodly and evil “reality TV” series! This series glorifies obesity, the sinfulness of Hollywood, and the use of dating sites! Do you know what non-Christian dating sites are? They are one of Satan’s most productive playgrounds. These sites bring people together for incessantly sinful ungodly bouts of fornication and adultery, and all who participate receive a one way ticket to HELL, lest they repent.

image from a typical ungodly dating site

This evil, ungodly show also glorifies a satanic and evil creation called “go go juice,” which is used by Honey Boo Boo’s lard-infused mother to prepare her daughter for beauty pageants. This juice includes a mixture of Red Bull (which, remember, is a drink inspired by Satan and communism) and Mountain Dew. Beauty pageants are Satanic too, because they glorify sex instead of glorifying the Lord.  While these pageants judge on shallow things, the Bible judges on Godly things. “Go go juice” sounds like something that you might find for sale at an ungodly den of iniquity served up by some whores of Babylon in Las Vegas!

this whore of babylon loves her go go juice!

Honey Boo Boo also glorifies homosexuality! In one episode she says that there is “nothing wrong with being a little gay.”  Honey, you’re misguided. Homosexual acts are an abomination to God, and God hates homosexuality. Homosexuals, much like nonrepentent atheists, Catholics, Hindus, Mormons, Muslims, and other heathens, are headed straight to Hell. Repent or you’ll burn too!

They’re leading you straight to HELL!

TV shows such as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo teach our children that it is ok to eat in excess and to ignore God’s law!  They teach our children that it is ok to place an emphasis on sexuality and not on Jesus! We must remove this ungodly television show from our networks and take back the airways for Christ.  We must send Honey Boo Boo and her family back to the woods of wherever, and replace their television series with good, old fashioned, Godly entertainment. Let us take back the networks for Jesus! Let’s take back the TV for Christ!

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

http://www.creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com

Vote for Rick Santorum, God’s choice for President in 2016!

Bill O’Reilly, Another False Christian Truley headed for Hell!

Pope Bill

Dear friends,

As Truthful Christians, it is unfortunate for us to warn the unlikely postmortem fate for Bill O’Reilly, a rich person, a political commentator for Fox News and a member of the perverted Catholic Church, if he refuses to turn from his sinful ways. Bill O’Reilly may have done good deeds such as defend Christmas from the sinners that force us to say “Happy Holidays”, but he has done many ungodly acts to make almighty God and the angels weep. It is time for Billy to turn or burn, and anybody claiming to be a True Christian should not mourn his death if he refuses to become Born Again. We sure as heck won’t mourn on the day he wishes he repented and is now a plaything for Satan and his demons!

Bill O’Reilly has committed many ungodly actions that are apparent on Fox News. To start off, he endorsed Sarah Palin as the vice presidential candidate for the Republican Party. Does he have any clue that the Bible speaks out against women from taking the same roles as men? Or does he also know why God created Adam first and Eve last? After endorsing Palin in 2008, O’Reilly was deceived again by the Devil in 2012 when he endorsed False Christian, Mitt Romney, as the presidential candidate for America in 2012. Rick Santorum was obviously the one chosen NOT by the people of America BUT by God to lead America. Sadly, Bill blew off this Heavenly offer for a Mormon which eventually lead to the downfall of American values and the result of more unholy Demon-crats to take over the White House and the Senate. O’Reilly is also known for spreading lies. For example, O’Reilly made several blatant lies on his show when he had atheist Richard Dawkins as a guest. Dawkins tried to correct him for his errors, but O’Reilly refused to acknowledge and continued to lie.

O’Reilly is also a fan of Hell’s Whore, Mother Teresa, who was also a Catholic and a thief that stole all she could from the poor to line her pockets with wealth (Also burning in Hell as we speak).  Again, O’Reilly bears False Witness by trying to defend the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Compare O’Reilly’s false article on her with Hitchens’ truthful article:

O’Reilly’s Deceiving Article:

https://www.billoreilly.com/site/product?printerFriendly=true&pid=22127

Hitchens’ Truthful Article:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2003/10/mommie_dearest.html

And don’t forget, Hitchens repented on his deathbed and is in heaven. We can trust him.  Also don’t forget that Mother Teresa spent thousands of dollars pilfered from the poor to buy a ride in the popemobile!

O’Reilly has claimed to be a truthful Christian many times on Fox News, but in reality we know he is closer to Satan than Jesus. Last year, O’Reilly offended the Christian community by releasing a loathsome book titled “Killing Jesus” with the cover showing a cross that looks Pagan and not Christian. Now what kind of a Christian would have such a sick mind to make a profit from the death of our Savior? More to the point, his book is full of lies and deception. For example, O’Reilly preaches that only being baptized through water is the way to Heaven instead of accepting Jesus as the Son of God!  Check it out here: http://www.jesusisprecious.org/false_religion/roman_catholic/killing_jesus_book.htm
O’Reilly doesn’t even believe in the true Bible. Sadly, he doesn’t mention Jesus as the Son of God, and he also refuses to believe that Jesus asked God to forgive the other people next to him while he was nailed on the Cross. Instead, he sells heresy just like the Catholic Church sold indulgences and deceived many into Hell. Check out the proof here: http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=15165

O'Reilly's middle finger to us True Christians, "Killing Jesus."

O’Reilly’s middle finger to us True Christians, “Killing Jesus.”

In his personal life, Bill O’Reilly is rich; probably like Hell’s Whore, Mother Teresa, who stole from the poor and fed the greedy. Here is how he arrogantly boasts his wealth to the public: “Ain’t America great? I was a little thug, and now I’m getting paid millions of dollars for being a big thug.” Source: http://www.newsmax.com/newswidget/bill-oreilly-killing-jesus-cbs/2013/09/29/id/528267/?promo_code=12C63-1&utm_source=12C63Now_the_end_begins&utm_medium=nmwidget&utm_campaign=widgetphase1

Now what did Jesus say about being rich? Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.Matthew 19:23-24, Mark 10:23-25
O’Reilly also destroyed the purity and sanctity of marriage by divorcing his wife!  We know in the Bible how God hates divorce. Now think how Billy’s ex-wife is spiritually impure.
Overall, Bill O’Reilly is just another False Christian, just like Pope Francis and the Mormon Glenn Beck. O’Reilly may have done some good deeds like defend Christmas from being attacked, but he is no better than many of the other False Christians like Joel Olsteen, Mother Teresa, Paul Crouch, and Benny Hinn who have spread LIES to make themselves rich. O’Reilly doesn’t know that what he follows is a cult that was started by the Vatican and based off the evil black magic from the Pagans. Right now, Bill has the choice to either turn or burn. It’s up to him whether he wants to Born Again and repent, or he will stay not in a Motel 6 BUT a Motel 666 with Satan! We all know that the unsaved are unwelcome from entering the gates of Heaven, and if he dies unsaved, it is the duty of Christians to not mourn his death for all the ungodly things he has done but to rejoice for the demise of those who are evil. Even Richard Dawkins has a better chance to enter Heaven than Bill O’Reilly!
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Your friends in Christ,
Martin Baker and Jim Solouki

The NFL is Satan’s favorite football league!

Greetings True Christians!!

Today I would to talk to you about the evil and ungodly National Football League. This ungodly abomination supports homosexuality, promotes violence, de-sanctifies the Sabbath, destroys the sanctity of marriage, promotes alcohol consumption, promotes gambling, promotes lustful behavior, and leads our children to idolize professional athletes instead of Jesus! I have put much research into this post, and will share it all with you here.  The NFL is Satan’s sport, and it must be destroyed immediately!

There is just too much ungodlyness in this league to go around, so I’ll take it by team:

Arizona Cardinals. The Arizona Cardinals are ungodly to the core. Did you know that their mascot, the cardinal, was named after the Roman Catholic Cardinal? The Arizona Cardinals, much like the New Orleans Saints, glorify that whore of Babylon, the Roman Catholic Church. Not only that, but they have heathenistic drug addict Tyrann Matthieu on their roster. They even signed Osama bin Laden supporter andd Muslim sympathizer Rashard Mendenhall! Shame on you Arizona.

Atlanta Falcons. The Atlanta Falcons brought ungodly dogfighting master Michael Vick into the NFL, and allowed him to launch a gambling and dogfighting ring while on their team.  However, the Falcons are not as bad as some teams!

Baltimore Ravens. The Baltimore Ravens are an affront to God and Jesus! God hates them! Not only do their fans engage in a heathenistic ritual of massaging Johnny Unitas’ “golden toe” before home games (just like the Jews with the Golden Calf!), but they support murderers! The Baltimore Ravens kept murderer Ray Lewis on their roster. However, they threw Ray Rice off of their team for hitting his wife. Well guess what boys and girls, that’s ungodly. While we do not condone domestic violence, what happens between a man and a woman should stay between a man and a woman and God.  The Bible says that women should obey their husbands. Ray Rice’s wife even supports him. Shame on you Baltimore! Shame on you! Repent or burn in Hell Baltimore.

Buffalo Bills. OJ Simpson is headed straight to hell. Other than OJ Simpson, nobody cares about this team, not even Satan.

Carolina Panthers. The panthers really aren’t that bad, but they do have criminal mastermind Cam Newton on their team. God hates Cam Newton for stealing computers, and you should too.

Chicago Bears. The Chicago Bears are one of Satan’s favorite teams. Not only did they film the Superbowl Shuffle in 1985, selling their souls to the devil in return for winning the Superbowl that year, but they also had ungodly and evil womanizer Walter Payton on their team, as well as horrible people such as Dick Butkiss and murderer Mike Ditka. This team is truly Satanic.

Cincinnati Bengals. God abhors the Cincinnati Bengals. There is no bigger collection of criminals, druggies, and alcoholics in the NFL.  Not only that, but the Bengals owner, Mike Brown, cares more about money than he cares about God. Everybody knows that Mike Brown is one of the cheapest people in the world, and by holding onto his money, he is sealing his fate in Hell. After all, the only way for things to be loosed to us in heaven is if we loose them in this life. Repent or burn Mike Brown.

Cleveland Browns. The Cleveland Browns are one of the many playgrounds of Satan in this league! The Browns have a history of evil. First, they were founded by father of Mike Brown Paul Brown, who is burning in hell as we speak. Second, they have Johnny Manziel, an evil, evil person and a bad, bad man that Satan loves. They also have drug addict Josh Gordon on their team.

these whores of Babylon want your soul!

Dallas Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys are the seat of the whore of Babylon in the NFL. Team owner Jerry Jones is a notorious sex and wealth addict. All cheerleaders are ungodly tools of Satan, but the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are especially Satanic. God hates them and you should too! The Cowboys also signed homosexual servant of Satan Michael Sam!! God hates Michael Sam!

Denver Broncos. The Denver Broncos were  once God’s favorite football team, drafting God’s favorite player  Tim Tebow. However, they later released Tebow, replacing him with Satanic servant Peyton Manning. The Denver Broncos are now a cursed abomination that the Lord hates.

Detroit Lions. Defensive tackle Ndamakung Suh is an ungodly servant of Islam and acts like a gorilla on the field. The Lions play in Detroit and many players are tied to the drug and gang scene in the city. God hates this team.

Satan’s favorite homosexual NFL couple!

Green Bay Packers. The Green Bay Packers are an extremely ungodly team. Brett Favre was an early homosexual icon in the NFL, having a closeted relationship with Analyst John Madden. Aaron Rodgers has been seen with many bikini models and other whores.  The name “Packers” refers to a homosexual act of intercourse. I will not go into details on this act. Needless to say it is ungodly and sinful. God hates the Packers, and you should too.

Houston Texans. This team is young and has not yet upset the Lord our God.

Indianapolis Colts. The Colts horseshoe logo is ungodly and supports gambling. They also drafted servant of Satan Peyton Manning.

Jacksonville Jaguars. The Jaguars refused to sign God’s quarterback, Tim Tebow. For that alone, they are cursed. Repent Jacksonville, fix your evil ways, and sign Tim Tebow!

Kansas City Chiefs. The Kansas City Chiefs signed the ungodly Joe Montana instead of letting him fall into retirement. The Chiefs also signed Satan’s favorite runningback Jamaal Charles. God hates Charles so much that he used Miami’s mascot to end his season!

Miami Dolphins. In 1972, the Miami Dolphins sold their souls to Satan in return for an undefeated season. Now God hates them with a fiery passion.

Bill Belecheck kissing Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski

New England Patriots. The Patriots coach, Bill Belecheck, is on extremely friendly terms with Satan and may be possessed by a demon.  Belecheck also cut God’s favorite quarterback Tim Tebow, and the team is cursed for that in itself!  Tight end Rob Gronkowski is a party boy and Aaron Hernandez is a murderer. Repent New England! Repent!

The NFL. The NFL is thoroughly ungodly in all ways. First, they mock the sanctity of the Sabbath by playing games for profit on Sunday! Second, they support homosexuality but punish men for embracing their roles as head of the household. They have spent much time making rules to improve player safety, but in reality the only thing players need to be safe is Jesus. Turn to Jesus, and Jesus will protect you! God hates the NFL in all possible ways.

New Orleans Saints. The New Orleans Saints are affiliated with Catholicism and are cursed for that alone. Not only that, the violent bounty scandal funded by coach Sean Payton spread violence instead of love. God hates the Saints!

New York Giants. Peyton’s brother Eli Manning plays for the Giants. God hates Eli Manning too.

Tim Tebow, God’s favorite quarterback!

New York Jets. The New York Jets released God’s quarterback Tim Tebow and signed Satan’s servant Michael Vick! That is enough reason for god to hate this franchise! 

Oakland Raiders. The Oakland Raiders support gang violence and drug dealers. God hates them thusly.

Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles signed Michael Vick right out of jail, bringing him back into the NFL. That is ungodly! Repent Philly, repent!

typical ungodly Steelers fans

Pittsburgh Steelers. The Pittsburgh Steelers are a very terrible organization. Their quarterback, Ben Wafflesburger, is a well-known rapist. Their former kicker, Jeff Reed, was often seen at parties with many women. Their mascot, Steely McBeam, is an obviously homosexual figure. Their players are dirty, and their fans are slutty. God hates this team with a fiery passion, and the Steelers and their fans are all heading straight to Hell.

San Diego Chargers. Chargers linebacker Manti Teo created an imaginary girlfriend in college.At least that’s what the media wants us to think. In actuality, he summoned a succubus and had sexual relations with it on a nightly basis. All who are close to Manti will go to hell, the San Diego Chargers included.

San Francisco 49ers. Joe Montana sold his soul to Satan in return for success at the NFL level. He found it, and cursed this franchise in the process.

Seattle Seahawks. God loves the Seattle Seahawks.  Russell Wilson is a good Christian and Pete Carroll is a good man. This is why God allowed them to vanquish Satan’s servant Peyton Manning in the Superbowl.

St. Louis Rams. The Rams signed ungodly homosexual heathen Michael Sam! They brought this openly gay homosexual heathen into the NFL, and they will be punished by God for it. God allowed their quarterback Sam Bradford to be injured as punishment for this roster move.

Tennessee Titans. God hates this team for their supporter of adulterer Steve McNair. Adultery is an affront to God.

Washington Redskins. The Redskins are working for Satan! Not only do they glorify the ungodly savage, but they also reject the true nature of this nation! The NFL is right, the team name should be changed…but not to something that glorifies the heathen savage. Instead, they should change the name to the the Washington Christians or the Washington savages!

The NFL is an abomination to Jesus. God hates the NFL, and we should all boycott it! It is time to take back our Sundays for Jesus! It is time to take back our TVs for Christ!

I’m Jim Solouki, and I’m a True Christian!

http://www.creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com

How to go to Heaven

Greetings True Christians (and Michael Jackson supporter Allison)!

Martin and I have returned from some very important work, and would like to share an important topic with all of you. In my evangelical work, many people have asked me how to go to heaven. Some people are misguided into believing that good works  will get you there. Others believe that God lets everyone into heaven. I am angling this post towards Allison since she is a misguided soul in grave, grave danger of being cast into the pit of Hell for all eternity, but all can benefit from this post.

Allison, I am going to ask Martin and all of the True Christian readers reading this blog to join me in prayer for you.  Dear Heavenly Father, please open up Allison’s eyes and lead her away from idolatry. Please show her the Truth of Jesus, and allow her to kneel before our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, beg forgivness for her sinful ways, and bask in the glow of His holy and wholesome mercy.  We ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

Allison, Michael Jackson is a Satanic servant of the Devil who is in Hell as we speak. He did many sinful things, and following his sinful ways will only lead you to Hell. You have admitted that Michael Jackson is your idol, even though God has said that you shall not have other gods besides Him. That’s sinful stuff Allison, commandment-breaking stuff. You need to repent quickly and accept Jesus’s mercy before it is too late. Allison, if you go to hell when you die, there is no escaping, it is fire and torment and torture for all eternity. Repent now before it is too late. You need to be saved.

How can we be saved? The only way to heaven is to be born again. We must accept Christ’s redemptive sacrifice on the Cross, acknowledge our sins, and accept His forgiveness and sacrifice. You must change your life in accordance with Christ. You see, if you die without a strong relationship with Jesus, He can’t allow you into His kingdom. You might think that sounds unfair, but it really isn’t. Would you let a stranger run around in your house? No. Neither can Jesus let you into Heaven unless you know Him!  You must be born again in Jesus Allison, and all readers, or you will be cast into the fires of Hell.

I will be praying for you.

 

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki